I heard Beck is actually taller than Thurston and sometimes they switch identities
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i would not doubt it man. the media distorts everything
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This is true. I was at a show where both were doing circus acts, and one second Beck was on the trapeze, then there was a poof of smoke and Beck disappeared and Thurston came out, and it was weird. |
Was that when they were with Barnum & Bailey's or the Spanish Circus?
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It was that Ecuadorian Circus where they wore assless chaps half the show, and the other half fruit baskets on their head.
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Ahh. I missed that circus. I had tickets but I went to Kim's freestyle breakdance competition instead.
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Shit, how did that go?
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Kim owned up as always. Her opponents were: Godzilla, Jesus(drunk as usual), and some british kid.
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that british kid was ringo starr
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I take it Kim won?
Jesus needs AA BAD. For our savior, he's quite a disgrace. He always hits on me. |
I think he's going to mandatory AA because of all of his DUIs. Yeah, Kim won.
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I wonder where the fuck Moses is. I don't see him at the clubs any more.
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Him and Jesus had a big falling out.
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Damn it. Was that before or after Haysoos caught him Eiffel Towering Mary Magdalene?
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Before.
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Ahh, ok.
What about Cain and Abel? I haven't seen those tubby bitches since Steve got drunk during that crazy night in Tallahassee and came out on stage with a a lampshade on his head. |
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I have one of the fruit baskets from that show Beck gave it to me and told me he was Thurston, I think he was tryin to get a BJ Thurston was way cuter and his ass wasn't all bumpy like Beck's was :p aaa me first post on the new board poppin my cherry in a sweet insanity thread .. |
This thread has the funniest shit I have ever read. This is the one and only thread that I actually laugh out loud while reading it. Eiffel Towering might be the funniest phrase ever.
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I agree
I hope this thread never dies |
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Eiffel Towering is very kickass. SugarLips- Isn't his bony ass bumpy? They should make stuff for that crap. Welcome! And oh yeah, Beck whines for BJs every night during his Fruit Basket circus act with T. I swear. That whiny bitch'll get Eiffel Towered hard one day. |
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