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!@#$%!

12.13.2007 02:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

lol no i was being silly
we have lots of twats here saying they are so aussie and doing lots of stupid things that arnt very 'australian'

like, ice skating?

king_buzzo

12.13.2007 03:14 AM

hah somebody needed to revive this thread, its a SYG classic.

ALIEN ANAL

12.13.2007 03:37 AM

uh oh...my girlfriend just msgd saying she is on her way home and that we have to have a chat that is kinda good kinda bad....im nervous now

king_buzzo

12.13.2007 03:38 AM

^strange. good luck.

ALIEN ANAL

12.13.2007 03:40 AM

what could it be...scary..and il have to try act all "yeh i completely forgot we have an important conversation coming up" and be cool...

geez

✌➬	12.13.2007 04:03 AM

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Originally Posted by atsonicpark

Oh, and I dunno if we were being "naughty"...

She just opened me up.. literally.. and sexually.

Tonight we fucked and she was saying all this crazy shit.. "Pound my fuckin pussy" and shit.. I was like, "Where'd you learn to talk like that?" She's like "I dunno." It was.. odd. Kinda threw me off but oh well.

We(I) usually say that. "Harder" is the precise word.

ALIEN ANAL

12.13.2007 04:35 AM

phew it wasnt bad news
her friend isnt going to drive me back home tomorrow
so i am prob staying another week
i want to stay but im short on funds, she doesnt mind, but i just feel bad.
but who knows
hopefully i do
her friend said she would give me 100$ to get through the week for not taking me..is it bad if i take it?

nicfit

12.13.2007 04:44 AM

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Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL

her friend said she would give me 100$ to get through the week for not taking me..is it bad if i take it?

Yes. Bad. Where the hell are you? couldn't you take a bus to get home or something :D?

floatingslowly

12.13.2007 12:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by atsonicpark

"Pound my fuckin pussy and shit.."

did you do it?

and when I say do it, I mean shit.

I hear salsa helps.

girlgun likes steamy german style on her face.

Savage Clone

12.13.2007 01:03 PM

Well, when your heater is broken, you gotta do whatever it takes, right?

floatingslowly

12.13.2007 01:09 PM

yeah, I'm knitting poo-mittens for christmas.

pm yr address and reserve a pile now!

(peanuts are extra)

Savage Clone

12.13.2007 01:11 PM

You are a disgusting, horrible person.

fugazifan

12.13.2007 01:41 PM

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Originally Posted by flophousefloozie

Wow, I feel lonely.
(This isn't I cry for pity, I swear.)

Where the hell do I meet a decent man who isn't in a dedicated relationship?

jerusalem;)

i know i sound like an internet creep, but it was a joke.
plus my family lives in canada

flophousefloozie

12.13.2007 02:25 PM

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Originally Posted by Norma J

I thought you had a boy, Floppy?

I did, for a while.
Then I realized he was slighty too immature. I suspected such a flaw all along, but tried to deny it. I didn't think we really "meshed", either, but also tried to ignore that fact. I said I couldn't see him because I want to be on my own, which is slightly true.
I just wish I hadn't told him I loved him. Somedays I felt it, but it was so forced. Never drop that old "L-bomb" unless you are set on the initiation of a war.
I'm so pathetic. The best feeling in the world is the strong arms of a man holding me while I sleep at night.
Did I mention I wtite fiction-romance novels on my spare time? haha.

flophousefloozie

12.13.2007 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by fugazifan

jerusalem;)

i know i sound like an internet creep, but it was a joke.
plus my family lives in canada

Well, shit, come visit us all over here. We're calling your name.

fugazifan

12.13.2007 02:38 PM

where in canada are you?

floatingslowly

12.13.2007 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by flophousefloozie

Never drop that old "L-bomb" unless you are set on the initiation of a war.

I'm sorry, but, I'm a Lesbian.

it's ON.

✌➬	12.13.2007 03:55 PM

A lesbian robot.

BTW-How's the weather?

floatingslowly

12.13.2007 04:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ✌➬

BTW-How's the weather?

shitty, with a chance of all fucked up.

✌➬	12.13.2007 04:04 PM

You keep girlgun all warm, that is the one that matters the most. Just playing well hope things turn out better for you guys.

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