You can still get that here.
We've got it all, really.

Greeks talk funny.

May I have a glass of water, please?

Many thanks. I was about to choke.

it's ALL greek to you.


I admire you being one of the nicest people I know. that's not something that's easy to do, you know?



I'm convinced that's a curse.



drink it in the bottle. there's mycobacteria here that will rot yr gut out.



yr kind, and yr clean. that's so HOT.

I don't give out anything that I expect to be returned. just take it for what it is!

I'm pretty sure that the chemicals in my body have been scientifically altered to create some kind of brand new heavy element.

if released into the public water system, my blood would cause blackouts.

So hot.

This is the best that I could come up with. Sorry.

it's the thought that counts. :)


PS: my job is making my eye twitch. I want to move to a cave in the mountains.

I read each one of yr posts very carefully.

it's not often that one is in the presence of words rained down by a cloud goddess.

mana.



I'm comprised of premarket Ono Sendai hardware running a sentient AI microsoft originally written for the Tessier-Ashpool clan.



when I say "blood", I mean a vat-grown solution of electrolytic components that allow not only lubrication of my various parts, but dissemination of the nano-servitors that perfom routine upgrades and maintence.

Slow Dive.

I am Russian...

Tha't no excuse for being an American.

im slow
these pain killers
phwooooooooooo
im fwarked

hey look its dan.

dan the broken hand man
no guitar for months

how'd you do it, sheila?

trying to catch a boomerang?

skate boarding on drugs and beer

ok, here's the deal. the next time somebody asks you how it happened, DO NOT reply with the truth.

thing is, the truth makes you look kind of stupid. the trick here is to turn the wound into a badge of honor.

now let's start thinking...

I suggest "defended a young girl from rabid dingo attack".

"struck by a meteorite" is also acceptable.