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it's okay, i'll just go to the convenience store down the street. it's a little more expensive, but i like to help out a small business.
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its good because you're basically just quoting lines at each other and yet its so entertaining. is there room for another one in your cell?
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Oh, fuck off.
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once my mom was eating a cake i made at like 3 AM in the kitchen and i creeped up and did the bruce voice...the creepy one like when he's jaws
"oh hey. i see you there enjoyin' that cake i made. mmmm yummy." etc etc |
"and look! it's diane wiest."
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oh yeh? what else?
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Haha. That's funny. I like that male new reporter too. "Look, I'm turning down the thermostat. See Diane's erect nipples tonight at 10." |
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"coming up, diane's weight!" |
Remember when Peter gave up drinking for crack?
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yes.
what the hell are you doing? crack. where'd you get crack. from blacks. what the fuck? yeah, behind black's hardware store. there's a white guy selling it. GUB'MENT TOOK MY BAAAAYYYYBAAAH |
Did you bring back the tv?
Nope. Sold it for crack. |
haha when the asian reporter humps david bowie's leg
or when those two old timey moustached dudes come out of nowhere and lift weights and talk about calisthenics |
when i was a pothead (14-17ish18ish) id smoke anywhere from a couple g's to a half ounce a day. now i never smoke pot, after a while it started to have all the negative effects on me (parnaoia, self conciousness, munchies, lethargy) and none of the good (relaxation, gigglyness, decreased inhitibition, increased sensual awareness). i pretty much got bored with all drugs by the time i was 19, painpills, smack, coke, e, acid, mushies, i used to do em all, but then just started to bore, didnt gimme a thrill. now i go for a drink on the weekends but thats about it.
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I don't need drugs. Just coffee and beer.
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coffee beer and cigs are the only drugs i still consume, well, bacardi rum too. |
Yeah, once in a while wine, though it tends to give me a slight headache. And rum once in a while.
The problem with beer is, it tends to make me tired. |
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maybe not tired but sleepy-- that's what hops do. hops are a well-known sleeping aid. that's why beer is so "relaxing". if you need stimulation-- try absinthe? re: headache. try an organic wine. you could be allergic to sulphites. i love red truck-- organic, delicious, and on sale for $6 at my local supermarket. ![]() i got a few bottles of red truck petit syrah that fucking rules. and for $6, one just can't say no. |
Hops are related to the cannibis family, no?
I drink beer for the taste. I love the flavor (and the aroma, palate, all of it) of very good, heavy beers, like Belgian ales. If they made that kind non-alcoholic, I'd still drink it--though most beer fans will tell you that the alcohol is also part of the taste. |
no idea about the hops-pot connection, except as a quasi-anagram (a mute h and s is before t and oh never mind).
anyway hm beer without alcohol tastes mostly terrible, with the exception of some german beer-- beck's drive or something? passable-- and that guinness alternate what kaliber or something, i forget. but i was referring to the beer makign you tired. last night i had a couple of whiskey sours the first was gonna send me to bed the 2nd/3rd (it was a long one) kept me awake for a couple of hours. i tend to get wired w/ booze. |
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