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StevOK 08.03.2008 04:49 PM

only when it doesn't look like a small penis.

Cantankerous 08.03.2008 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
they don't match her body... they should be bigger/rounder... they look anorexic compared to the rest of her... like she eats, and her tits just throw up

they don't match her body and her nipples look WEIRD and they're not a nice shape

Rob Instigator 08.04.2008 09:46 AM

there's no such thing as breasta "matching" the body. that is a lie fed to us by the cosmetic surgeons. breatss is breats. "they come two to a package brother, some are larger and some are smaller, but we've never seen a pair we didn't like," to quote LEE VING

breasts is breasts. rachel ray just has small teacup titties which point left and right. no big whup. the reall action is twixt the legs anyway.

it's mostly little tiny dicked guys that get off on huge tits ;)

mangajunky 08.04.2008 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
we've never seen a pair we didn't like," to quote LEE VING


Unfortunately I have seen a pair I didn't like. It was sad.

o'connor 08.04.2008 06:02 PM

yeah i'm particular about boobs. i don't much get attracted to a chick w/ mosquito bite titties. nor do i have a small dick rob lol. i just like chicks that look like women! tits, hips, curves and all that.

acousticrock87 08.04.2008 06:20 PM

I'd much rather have a girl with a cute face than big tits.

Of course, both is even better.

o'connor 08.04.2008 06:34 PM

true... i ain't stabbing a chick that looks like hatchet face just because she has a big rack. for example... if there were 2 identical twins in front of me and one had big jahoobs and the other was on the itty bitty titty comitee, i'm going for the one w/ the big rack :)

mangajunky 08.04.2008 07:35 PM

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Originally Posted by o'connor
yeah i'm particular about boobs. i don't much get attracted to a chick w/ mosquito bite titties. nor do i have a small dick rob lol. i just like chicks that look like women! tits, hips, curves and all that.


Oh, it wasn't about the size. I was married to a girl with D-cups and am in love with a girl that has A-cups. They're both beautiful.

Rob Instigator 08.04.2008 08:13 PM

jahoobs!!!!!!!!!!!

o'connor 08.04.2008 08:43 PM

jahoobs indeed! they gotta have at least a little ass too though. i can't stand flat chest's and flat ass's... chicks look weird to me when they look liek 8 year old boys.

acousticrock87 08.04.2008 09:04 PM

Eh, it's all relative to the experience. I mean a nice ass and nice boobs is always great, but I never make decisions based on it, and it's never really effected my satisfaction or anything when all is said and done.

Face is just the one thing that I'm really shallow about.

sarramkrop 08.04.2008 09:48 PM

What a retarded thread.

Cantankerous 08.04.2008 10:09 PM

the size of someone's boobs is irrelevant to
a) whether they have nice boobs
b) whethey they're an attractive person
some boobs are nicer than others. i don't think evidence is necessary here.

MellySingsDoom 08.04.2008 11:39 PM

Breasts are soooo last year. This year it's all about backs. Mmm, mah baby's got back, ooh yeah.

schizophrenicroom 08.04.2008 11:44 PM

i saw this call girl yesterday with an amazing ass. i was evneoious.

Cantankerous 08.04.2008 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by MellySingsDoom
Breasts are soooo last year. This year it's all about backs. Mmm, mah baby's got back, ooh yeah.

boobs are made of win.

MellySingsDoom 08.04.2008 11:49 PM

Miss Cantanky pointed out to me that a lot of English men have no ass/very thing asses. True to an extent, but I've had plenty of "score!" perv action by glancing at some fine species of male booty in Soho this summer.

An old friend of mine has a great behind, and I if I wasn't gay, I'd be tempted to give her bum a nice big slap :D (I'd also end up with a smack in the chops for my pains, of course).

MellySingsDoom 08.04.2008 11:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Cantankerous
boobs are made of win.


Natural boobs are win
Fake porn star boobies = Ewwwwwww!

Honestly, this may be a gay man thing, but I really don't get the point of fake breasties, especially of the "inflatable tyre" variety - I think that just look really odd and almost un-feminine. I have similar feelings towards male chest implants too.

Now, who's for a sexy back rub?
*Attempts to bother Cantanky*
*Receives kick in the cock from her*

Cantankerous 08.04.2008 11:54 PM

i actually hate back rubs
it's physically painful for me, or physically uncomfortable

fake boobs can look good if they're not beach balls but i imagine the really huge ones would be a lot of fun to play with

MellySingsDoom 08.04.2008 11:59 PM

*Staggers around for a bit after the Cantanky ro-shambo thing*

I know someone at work who's "sampled" a couple of pairs of fake boobies, and he said that it was a pretty underwhelming experience all round.

If done properly, breast augmentation can look very good, as part of the whole "package" of a woman. Giant boobies just remind me of Russ Meyer films - which is nice!


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