The 1967 Fantastic Four Animated Series Was Never Officially Released On Dvd And Torrents Of It Are Impossible To Find :(

I am on a bus stuck in traffic and I feel a massive poo coming on after eating too many mixed nuts at work.

That IS a first world problem. In less developed countries, you could just let go right on the bus. If you even had a bus at your disposal.

Well I managed to get off the packed bus and run into a pub where I unleashed a masterpiece of Expressionism in brown. The internal pain I suffered during that tortuous journey was offered the clinically hygienic canvas of an east London toilet bowl. The suffering of the first world found the perfect outlet in my abdomen contractions.

That was poignant and beautiful.

I'm in the 2nd floor of my giant house and my wifi signal is weak for my ipad2

I live in one giant concrete room and pick up stray wi-fi signals.
My first world kicks your first world's ass.
Take that, Chicago!

i live in rural minnesota there are a lot of farms it's not very first world at all

It's the heartland of Amethica

it really embraces American ideals by combining first-generation Somali refugees, Americanized Mexican immigrants, and chain food

My "smart" phone has been liking things that I like but didn't like, and like, it won't let me delete any like that's been liked.

I want to smash it, and cast this rare-earth failure into the wind.

I am not impressed by the fact that it is the 2nd day this week I can't have my favourite baguette sandwich because it run out by the time I got to the staff canteen to get one.

i am impressed and confused as to what i am doing wrong or right and i manage to get equally wasted by spending 1/3 of the money i used to.





* love how i keep failing in the thread. :)

Someone tried to break into my house today, but we had a builder doing some work and he scared them off.

cant get the taste of 3rd world blood out of my jizz

cant decide if I should have a glass of red or a beer
fuck sake.

running out of Tumblr porn blogs....

^ list pls

my plan last night was to steal a lighter from my friends.

Got an interview tomorrow but I really can't be bothered with it. Not sure I even want this job.