guess what guys?

i still look the fucking same. and i still haven't turned any lights on.

You look sad in that one.

Why do you always look so HIGH Canankerous? Your pupils are always huge, and I kind of think you'd have better things to be doing then taking photos of your goodself whilst high...

haha really?

i just noticed my eyes look blue
my pupils are big CUZ IT'S FUCKING DARK IN HERE

god what are you blind or dumb or something? i needed a new fuckbook picture, get off my ass.



by the way, i smoke pot all the time (if i'm at home) so there. WHO CARES?

Where were you, in a cupboard? And not just that photo, most photos your eyes are unusually dialated. Theres, nothing wrong with it, its pretty, but just... why?

no, i'm in my kitchen sitting at the table
the lights are off
i don't like bright lights

how should i know why my pupils are dilated, i'm not a doctor!

Cause she's high.

yeah you know, that might be it.

High in the dark. Big pupils. Makes sense to me.

Even one without the other.

i never like bright lights.
even without the aid of thc.

see: sunglasses rant.

nice picture, belinda butcher

do i really look like her?

thanks btw.

You look like a serial killer. That's a good thing though.

how do i look like a serial killer?

i mean, come on

Do you know how serial killers looked before their mugshots? At their murdering peak? Great. But creepy.

You're a great creep I guess.

A beach in Florida :)

wow, thank you, i really appreciate that.

No problem, that's actually one of my best pick up lines.

Much better than, "HEY BITCH WANNA GET PREGNANT?"

You'd be surprised. The combination of female desperation and my incredible and natural pheramones makes "HEY BITCH WANNA GET PREGNANT?" sound like beautiful music to their ears.