The amount of fugly gold I've posted of myself on this thread, and I get not even one hint of a Rob Instigator "remix"!

God, I hate you, Rob :mad:

never let it be said that the Instigator does not aim to appease.


this is where Mellysingsdoom is actually spending all his free time

Ah, now that's more like it :D Cheers, Rob!

this is your eye? its unreal.

my left eye, to be exact

haha i thought it was your right eye and it kind of freaked me out that you had no tear duct.

If I could scoop out anyone's eyes and pop them into my own head, they would be Lilly's.

are you ok, emmah?

Some people wouldn't think so, but it's how I've always been.

that would be totally sane for me

In real life I make a lot of comment that freak people out, not so much here.

for example?

Uhhh let me see.

My friend's cousin (who I spent a week with on vacation, family thing of theirs) thinks I'm a crack head (literally) because the first time I met him a made some joke about killing myself and pretended to hang myself with a noose.

On the bus the other day I was talking about how I was going to curb stomp my friend, decapitate his manged head and dance around his corpse fountain. Apparently people were starring at me with grossed out faces.

Also the other day, I pretended to cut my rats tails off and made a comment about having spaghetti for dinner. My mom said something like, "I can't believe you would even think something like that."

I dunno, those are just random examples. There are many many many more.

if you ever feel bored and a willing to write them, please do it, the imagination of it is really entertaining especially that one with your mom

Hahaha, for sure.

Keep a little collection of all my crude comments.

my friend was on the phone with me years ago and his mom kept interrupting him (he was in the kitchen at his house) and I asked "who is that?" and he said all loud "Couple niggas from the East side messin' with my program" and I actually heard his mom SLAP his face.

I laughed and laughed and laughed

you might actually be too awesome

Ahhh, I dunno about that ahah.


Hahahaha, that is so funny. I wish I could have been you that day.

Sadly, I think you were all of 1 year old at the time.

From like a year ago. I look much fatter now. No more tweaking.