ME MERCEDES. ME BALLS HURT. WATCH ME WALK ACROSS THIS FIELD OF DANDELIONS WHILE I WINCE IN PAIN AND COVER MY GEAR NUTS. UMPH UMPH... pant pant... UMPH... yes thank YOU SAAB FOR OILING MY BALLS I MEAN SUCKING I MEAN LETTING ME TIT< OOPS$ .... UMPH UMPH

THOSE TITS ARE HEAVY

UMPH

ok change me mama

way to go

cutting sides that is slick

why did you black out her number? :mad:

I didn't, whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com did.

attn: david bowie

quit poking your ass into my death metal binge.

caliente

that didnt even make sense. ill give you half credit for trying.

i've had far too much pineapple juice tonight

my arr force ones came in. love the smell of new shoes.

do you think floslobot and gg are doing something naughty right now? i do

Nah, this Saturday involves white water rafting on the French Broad River with 4 friends coming up from Columbia. Party time the rest of the weekend.

no, I'm sorry, to disappoint but I was sleepin'. :(

last night I had to unplug everything in the house because of an electrical storm (it made the xbox flip out like close encounters), allergies are fucking killing me, I bruised my ankle badly and yeah, the mercedes has a fucked up front end. I called it an early night.

I'm ready for Caturday nao kthx.

Poor guy.

I'm sorry. this wasn't the complaint thread. thanks though.

I've been following Real World this season. What a bunch of whiny spoiled self-centered babies.

the red arrows just flew over my house.

why???


it has been the show's trademark since it appeared sometime in the early/mid 90s. you just found out? poor gmku!