It's that one of the hardy boys?

his beard looks like cave paintings. like let's paint some really fucking crude bears walking on this guy's face.

my friend

(i use the term very loosely - this girl that i know)

made a facebook

for her cat

... i refuse to add it.

stab her

this is far from her first offense, too. so i should. maybe.

not her first offense? well she's asking for it then

She made a full facebook page for her cat? I have a catbook page for my cat. I don't make people add it, though.

oh wow, haha

what's a "Facebook"?

Sounds creepy.

Like, a site for creeps and ugly people to hang out on.

Can't wait for a porn site called "Cumonmyface[book].com".

oh

http://www.mycumfacebook.com/

huh

Typed in "Facebook porn" and this came up:





Hot. Time to sign up!

Whoa this site is cool


http://www.seemygf.com/

WHAT

http://www.emorgasm.com/

i just became an uncle for the 3rd time! i am so happy.

As I bit into the nectarine, it had a crisp juiciness about it that was very pleasurable - until I realized it wasn't a nectarine at all, but A HUMAN HEAD!

oh if only i were a llama farmer in peru

so fucked up right now

I don't know if you guys have heard anything about the fires raging in So Cal right now, but they are starting to evacuate my town. We are about a mile from one of the big ones. School was cancelled. Governator just declared state of emergency for our county after visiting our fire command center. Air is unbreathable. City skies look like warzone. We are in no immediate danger of losing anything, but it's still totally insane.

last nite:




this morn:







Some scary shit!