Also, since I don't want to browse through the 1000+ pages can someone who has already done so please post a "best of" of only the hottest ladies and manliest of men (like, the ones that I might find attractive if I was really drunk, it was dark, they had a wig on, a Cure song was playing, and maybe I bumped into them and they felt soft so something inside me clicked as "Oh, hey, that's a lady"), that way I can save the pictures in my fap folder?

And better yet, can you identify the ones that live in the New York area for me? That way I can put them in the 'SEX ONE DAY MAYBE????' sub-folder.

I like to keep organized. Thanks guys.

stay out of my hood. keep your ass in queens.

Ha ha, I've actually only been in Queens for about a year, prior to that it's been a lifetime of unadulterated Brooklyn. So I kind of go everywhere. Are you a New Yorker? I can avoid your particular borough or neighborhood if you so kindly identify it.


And don't worry dude, as I said you're perfectly safe as long as it's not very dark, the Cure isn't playing, you choose not to wear a wig that night, and you don't happen to feel particularly soft at the moment. I mean, that's a combination of a lot of determining factors. Are you prone to wig-wearing? Is that it?

do i look like i need a wig?



stay the fuck out of manhattan.

I don't know? Let me guess, you've got a King Buzzo 'do or something? If so, I so have egg on my face.

Don't worry, I only go to Manhattan for work and sometimes accidentally SLEEPING WITH MEN.

god, you're thick. scroll up.

OH SHI-

Ha ha, that is hilarious (to me.) All of this time I've had it in my head that you were like a 17 year-old ginger dude. Like, that idea was pretty solidified in my mind. Based on what, at this point I no longer know. That said, I did see your picture in this thread earlier, but at a quick glance I just thought you were quoting/replying to someone else's picture.

Man, this thread is blowing my mind. I thought there were no women on the internet? Isn't that a rule?

thick. as. shit.

I believe I've already established shit as being thoroughly disinterested in wordly affairs. To now portray it as being thick would be out of character. Thick people tend to be easily amused.

I try not to mean anything in anything that I say. But why, how much you paying?

amerikangod - with all respect, I think you're on to a sure-fire loser here - best to quit while you're behind....

Cantankers/Nefeli - Good mornings to you both :)

Melly, ha ha, I only saw this as a win/win situation as I assume that any parties involved are approaching this and all subsequent exchanges with a degree of amusement.

Go back to 4chan

I'm quite hot and soft, but you'd need to bump into me from behind (errrrm.....) not to notice the beard :D.

Can't I appreciate ludicrous and irreverent humor AND be a Sonic Youth fan? I didn't realize the two were mutually exclusive.


I feel like a good go-to rule on the internet is "If you can't tell if a person is being serious or not, always assume that they are not being serious."


I felt that what I wrote was not only stupid enough but contained enough self-parody that it wouldn't be viewed as serious by anyone, but I guess some people need it to be stated outright.

THERE ARE NO RULES ON THE INTERNET

Except 34

Honestly dude, I probably wouldn't notice your beard until the following morning. I'd have made eggs for you, and we'd be sitting there eating them quietly, warmly, contentedly. I'd notice a bit of egg caught in the corner of your 'stache, and I'd lean forwards to playfully brush it away. It'd be right about at this moment that it would hit me. I would distinctly bellow "Oh, DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!!!!!!" Maybe release a nervous fart (although it would be silent from a night's worth of the passage's heavy use.)


Yes, that's how I'd know. Either then or the next day when we were riding a tandem bike together in the park.

I agree that Rule 34 is a pretty stolid rule. There aren't MANY rules on the internet, but there are some.

Now we know you're a "passive" ha ha!
kiddin.

Guys, what's this negativity?
the good mood of the board is gone?
Lightning Bolt rules.