It disturbs me when the young people come into this thread.

now, now. let's not be guilty of reverse ageism.

besides, this gives us a chance to teach them very important lessons like "how to impress the girls with a grievous wound" or "skateboarding high: a study in physics".

it disturbs me bla bla
get over your self

DON'T YOU TALK TO YR ELDERS LIKE THAT!

sonicl is old and frail. he could go at any moment (and I'm not talking about incontinence either). do you want those hostile words to be on yr conscience forever? I didn't think so.

now say sorry or we put you back in yr cage.

nah
hes a grumpy old turd thats what he is

so moms in hospital for possible heart attack
i was for my arm
neice is for some reason
and good family friend was in a motorbike accident and nearly dead

SONICL IS THE TOP POSTER HERE, AND YOU WILL TREAT HIM AS SUCH, LEST YE WANT A SMITING!

now, with that said, maybe you should concentrate on all this negative energy that you have surrounding yrself (like a big black aura of doom), and stop being such a angry pup towards people.

yr a manic, I can tell, but sometimes you just have to slog through the bad times with grace.

also, I've yet to hear you come up with a new and improved reason as to why yr hand is broken.

here's some more:

"super-sonic-flight-test-ejection-seat-malfunction"
"ninja training school, wood chopping practice"
"I'm sorry, the government won't let me tell you"


now, do you see how all these reasons are superior to "I was skateboarding high"? the truth won't get you laid, my friend. the truth won't get you laid.

actually i met a girl that weekend..

your with girlgun right?

I think he injured his hand while jerking off.

god, no.

floating is girl

its my left hand sorry

and just WHAT is that supposed to mean?

"gawd, NO"?

love you!

if this was true, I wouldn't be posting here.

my hands would be busy playing with my sex parts.

^
Heehee.

mmmhhmmmm. sure thing, toots.

I love you too, fartingloudly.

Look at this story on yahoo! I thought this was a family show???

Woman beats off great white shark

Snigger...

what has she been saying about me??? :eek: :confused: :(

I think we've found a good reason for AA's broken hand!

that's genius.