i like to get high
like really high
i love gram parsons
i own one of his albums on vinyl
i transcend time and space
i mean gram parsons is like, the best musician, ever
etc etc etc


someone take a guess at who i am

but bob is mark e smith of the nme set! the nerve! how could they?

mani and the rest should pull a the mission uk.

bobby is a great songwriter with the right amount of drugs in his system.

erm, me?

you're bobby gillespie? you tricked me you bastard!

ffs you know he doesn't write any of those songs.
he just goes "woo" at the appropriate time.

Or, more typically, the inappropriate one.

hahahahahaha.

so mani tells him when to say "c'mon!" and everything?

the "ahhhh yeah" in 'loaded' is pretty well timed
probably andy weatherall's doing though

The band hold up "whoa, yeah" cards to help him along.

Seriously though. If he could shut up in interviews and just ... stop ... singing ... I'm sure everything would just be fine.

i wouldn't mind if he put a gun to his head and pulled the trigger, but you know...

maybe he should retire to his attic for the next 20 years and say he is "mentally exhausted".

or maybe not, because then he would become this syd barrett "he's a fucking genius he is" artist and everyone would be namedropping him namedropping funkadelic. and that sounds dangerous.

Why did you change your Avatar? The Rocky Horror Picture Show is rubbish.

i think the earth would probably implode.

It'd take a lot more than becoming a recluse for BG and the word 'genius' to come together so easily. I'd just predict a mass sigh of relief.

hey. fuck you.

better?

No, fuck YOU. THAT's better!

so much fucking goin on....