i am generally not a very touchy person anyway...
i hate when people squeeze too hard when they hug
and i hate holding hands
but i especially hate back rubs


naturally big boobs are loads of fun
big asses too

^^^You seem very fragile, Cantanky. Awww. Now come here and give me a cuddle! :p:p;)

fragile like how?
i would hug you. but not too hard because i need to be able to breathe.

Cantanky - Like physical contact hurts you a lot sometimes, or you just don't plain like some physical thingies.

I'd hug you too, of course, me sweetie. :)

it's just physically uncomfortable.

i need space!! get out of my bubble!!! i would have separate beds except it's not 1954 anymore.

^^^Man, you'd hate walking down Oxford Street when it's really busy on a Saturday afternoon. It can get really claustrophobic - that personally doesn't bother me, but being stuck with 100 people window-shopping doesn't exactly put a smile on my face.

ew ew ew ew.

my nieces can sit on my lap and my boyfriend can sit as close to me as he feels like and everyone else can fuck off, i don't even like the cats sitting or laying on me. i woke up this morning at 5:00 with the heaviest of my cats (25lbs easily) standing up on my chest, causing me quite a bit of pain, and meowing in my face. i threw him right out :mad:

What is it with cats and sitting on people? My mate Anna used to have a cat who would without fail sit on her head when she was asleep.

In constrast, the only thing my Dad's dog like to do is lick people's faces (espesh mouths). A bit distracting when you're trying to drink some coffee and watch a bit of TV.

i started thinking about how gross dogs are and i'm really hesitant about getting one now

they lick their balls and their asses and then people let them lick their faces and kiss them on the mouth!!!

hell no!

Sounds like most blokes to me :D

You should still get a chihuahua - I'm sure their "licking their gonads" yeechness is more than compensated for by their total cuteness.

i don't think the cats would go for it really

actually i was just over at my friend's apartment the other day and they have a chihuahua and it was the most annoying goddamn dog i have ever encountered. it kept trying to sit on me and lick me and i would push it away every time and it would just come back and try again.

my aunt has a chhuaha and a half hcuahau mix. the mix ois adorable vut the other one is so needy,

Cantanky - Mmm, I can see that maybe you getting a chihuahua is not such a great idea after all, if that's what your experience of them is like.

I don't usually mind being touched, but I'm not a fan at all of being touched by people I don't know in gay bars. Look dear, I'm not wearing a "molest my ass" badge or T-shirt, so pack it in now!

haha, i know what you mean.

i have a problem with clingy people. that's the easiest way to get on my bad side (other than lying to me).

Clingy people = insecurity central. That kind of stuff makes me nervous, I have to admit. I can dismiss liars quite easily, on the other hand. I think I've learnt that life's not worth wasting energy/breath on compulsive bullshitters.

i never understood clingy people. "go twiddle your thumbs by the telephone, i don't have time for you 24 hours a day."

"Get OFF me, you retard!"

Another Melly annoyance - people who talk about NOTHING ELSE but football. It's enough to make me want to fill my ears with concrete. Ugh.

definately a gay man thing. real or fake, as long as a chick has em, she's got a chance in my eyes. :)

o'connorFeelsBoobs :D ;)

An ex gf of mine had fake boobs and it was great. They looked like how boobs ought to look, the way they do in porn. These weren't massive in the 'inflated tyre' sense, but they really were utterly fabulous. A more platonic friend of mine just had hers done and, needless to say, I no longer want our friendship to be platonic.