is she the one that gigged him?

I was hoping it was this guy:






anyways.....back on topic:

who here besides me has had nothing in their butt??

just had some heck funny prankers on my phone
man they were so funny
"your moms hot"
"she puts out"
"lets fight"

I had worms once. Freaked me RIGHT out!

I believe Lady Cantankers says that she is an EXIT ONLY gal...

i have more balls than all of you.

In your dreams missy.

shut up.

wtf smells like patchouli all of a sudden??

not me. gross.

i sent my bitch out to get the sandwich for me.

i clearly wear the pants here.

You see, who round here says that "feminism" shouldn't mean being able to boss all and sundry around, and getting your own way?

Don't ask me about this shit though, I'm so gay even my thoughts sit on their own lavender doilies.

i'm a bossy boots.

How comes you haven't taken over "my" band yet? You be slackin' on the job, Lady C. Time to aggro it sista, and take it ovah!

because i'm lazy
which is why i'm a bossy little girl
it's easier to make other people do stuff for me

Ah, I see...

*imagines getting constant demands from The Producer to re-record crappy rhythm tracks, on pain of goolie-booting*
*cries like the poof I am*

i don't like making other people do stuff if i'm capable of it myself, though

GOD DAMNIT WHERE IS THAT MOTHERFUCKER WITH MY SANDWICH, I'M STARVING

He's probably eaten the $14 sarnie, and buying you a $5 one to fob you off with.

If he does that, you know what to say to him?

"I'M AS MAD AS HELL, AND I CAN'T TAKE ANY MORE OF THIS BULLSHIT SANDWICH!".
*throws at him*

aaaaahhhhhhh was that the front door i just heard
delivery boy is back

Yay. Now get ta eatin!

And this is where we differ.

An important lesson in life. When someone asks you to do something, do it but fuck it up enough so they'lll never ask you again.