I hooked up with a woman once. Now I'm married to her.

Why don't you come over to my house Space so I can put you in the cellar and use you to power up all my electrical gismos. :)

good sir, I could power the entire eastern seaboard.

that said, I'm already hardwired to the southern hemisphere.

ps: it's what and how, not if and how much (I doubt that helps).

you need to work on your game

no offense really, and i mean this with the best intentions, but i suspect you project the self-confidence of a PTSDed hamster. if i'm correct in my assumptions, then that's precisely why you can't get lucky. sorry!

ps-- look at the man in the picture (it's hard, with that smokin' hot woman in front). think of him as your personal hero-- "yes we can"-- you get the idea. he definitely didn't get her with his good looks.

this is what i meant by 'work on your game'

Satan is one of those "wrong women".

would you just shut your virgin mouth already? jesus, go piss in a teacup or something

daddy pees in the cup, he just drinks it.

pay attention, dear.

ps: never be "right".

You're not denying it, are you?

i don't even know what right is.

Whether women are better than men I cannot say - but I can say they are certainly no worse...

You know I've missed your presence on the boards haha.

Pissed?

no, not pissed. missed. there's no piss for you to drink now. you can go drink your own if you like. in fact i'm sure we'd all be happy if you kept doing that to the point of poisoning

Piss off.

fer sure man.

aren't you?

why do the wrong people always wanna hook up with me

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