knew it

I hope that in five years I might be in a financial position that would accommodate my buying more shoes. I guess I must be a horrible example of maleness for giving a fuck.

yr just a classy mo-fo

Where will I be in 5 years? Ha. Posting on this goddamn board, no doubt. I've been on here for almost 11 hours today. My ass is literally fused to the chair.

I suppose that in 5 years, I'll be getting around to buying another pair of shoes.

maybe.

[quote=floatingslowly]I suppose that in 5 years, I'll be getting around to buying another pair of shoes.

maybe.[/quote
Hey my friend, since I can't rep you, I'll buy you any damn shoes you want. Sox too. Underware, even. <3

nah, I'm good.

it's hard to tape-up hemp but it's dry so my socks don't get wet.

"..I asked her what you want to be she said alive, and it made me think for a minute.."

Bitch.

haha. At least she's honest. Most ppl would blame it on another person. Like the way when someone farts they try to blame it on somebody else.

One pair of shoes once in 5 years? Were you born in mesopotamia c.30,000 BC? How can you people live like that?

Some pools have a special dye that reacts only to urine so everyone will know who the asshole is who pissed in the pool. A bitch like Satan, who clearly treats pools like toilets, would be buggered. :)

haha, thanks for the tip. I better think twice before peeing in the pool next time.
One time I was on vacation in the hotel pool and we noticed an actual turd in the pool. That goddamn pool emptied FAST. Hope floats.

i cannot swim therefore i dont need to own a bathing suit.

the pool has chlorine/chemicals in it for a reason, shithead
piss away.

ive seen people do turds at the beach.

im 100% obsessed with shoes too.

I'll join the resistance, arm myself to the teeth and go underground.

I'll be explaining to my friends in their early 40s not to be so annoyed with the people they have to deal with in their 30s, because they are after all just kids, will grow out of it, and are kind of cute really.

I buy two pairs of shoes a year. one fro work, and a pair of chuck taylors.

I can't even tell where I'll be tomorrow