OH MAN I GOT YOU.

Lay-away, right?

smartass

Maybe the thought of you being amidst hangover pains was too painful for me to bear. Maybe I'd rather imagine you being poor than hungover.

is poor a synonym of naked?

Several pints of Guinness at the Nomeansno show, followed by chips in pitta bread. Om nom nom.

Oh man, am I really that transparent?

Fixed...

"am I really that transparent?"

you're a man, aren't you?

I do have the appropriate equipment, so barring an unfortunate accident with a thresher, yes, yes I am. Since we're being so honest....

Fixed some more:

you just described the keg party the other night perfectly.

Man, there is nothing in this world as hot as a chick with a banana in one hand and a hot dog in the other.

I deeply regret not being in attendance.

1. A French vanilla cappucinno from the covenient store because Starbucks sucks

2. A $10.00 fee for not having the correct date on my insurance card. This was a result of a van hitting the back of my car while driving down the interstate. At least I wasn't the at fault driver or my ticket would have been bigger.

-smokes
-blunts
-components for a slutty nazi/SS uniform
-court fines

I haven't left the house.

but I sent boyshape to buy three blocks of dark chocolate so I could make beetroot chocolate brownies.

ohhh yesssss

Zig zag apple blunt wraps
a cheeseburger and fries from wendy's
A call from a pay phone

entry to a brett whiteley exhibition
lunch: vegies and orange juice
a packet of jam fancies

a hooker, a rock of crack, and some doritos

hair extensions (i cannot deal with this haircut anymore)

bough these two this morning

pants, cartridges for my pentel pen, three pencils.

5 black t-shirts, 2 v-neck, 3 crew
a cheeseburger

I bought a loaf of bread for $0.78. I figured it would taste horrible, but I gave it a shot. It turns out that it's not bad at all. PB&J's on me!

a bunch of stuff from teh computer swap meet
lunch

a desk, a desk chair, and a poster frame.

does putting down a deposit and paying rent count as buying? :p

my new car:


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and a few bags of Dove Almonds:

Groceries.

A phone at Target for 15 bucks.

One of those tiny emergency sewing kits. I'm always paranoid I'm going to bust a button on my trousers at work.

Gas guzzle and conspicuously consume much? You shall be neg repped.

where have i heard that one before? :rolleyes:

V SERIES!?!?!?!? SO FUCKING JEALOUS! That's like my dream car right there....

- Car excessively guzzles gas [CHECK]
- Craves chocolate & consumes [CHECK]
- Could give a fuck about a "forum reputation" [CHECK]

actually though, I work from home and drive very little.... but make sure to have a fun time when I do drive! I put under 5k mile per year per car. So yeah, my car blows gas, but I probably still consume less gas than most anyone else here... unless they're riding bikes in the city.

I don't think I bought anything today

But you paid for something. You used electricity and water, right? Watched cable?

In all honesty, I can't get too holier-than-thou with you b/c almost all my clothes are made in China and the car I drive isn't exactly a hybrid. But it just rubs me wrong to see big new cars on the road in these times of worry over climate change and other environmental problems as well as our dependence on oil. I would have pos repped you if you'd bought a brand-new hybrid of some kind.

nah, not really.

i did get a packet of these though:

You'll never get that blonde with just a pack of monster munch. Start saving your pennies for the boat.

i have a jar filled with change on the mantlepiece. by my estimations, if i keep saving the way i have, that boat'll be mine by around 2289 (inflation rates allowing)

Come off it, we both know that you'll spend that change on a chicken kebab within the next couple of weeks. Yoiu'll have to keep on dreaming about getting that boat.

thigh high stockings
cigarettes
packing tape

Want to come over?