good for altitude sickness



but that’s probably not what you meant...

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i just had a “japanese sencha” from china — wtf!

false advertising cunts

actually -- I hope they make these in Colombia
I'm travelling there in 3 weeks time

supposedly legal in colombia

should be available in the andes, in the caribbean region likely no

what parts are you visiting?

had a bunch of these bad boys today at work

how yummy wazzittttt

holy crap

i want one

So, I'm going to drink some of this stuff now and if I die, that's on you all and your cunting lack of empathy. Cheers. Sayin'.

I'm jealous of your expensive, pristine Scottish liquor and of your working environment, thanks for making me feel much, MUCH better. And as a self inflicted knife twist I shall now open a bottle of Becks*. This is for you heir Adolf - I bet he would have sympathy for self-absorbed alcohol poisoning plight.

*This was actually my first ever love, so I guess it's not all bad: mentally shagging the ex.

Spiced Capn' Morgan...ay! Ye fekin Glenfiddich, grouse bird shagga

I get to be ginger spice

I appreciate a good Glenlivet

oh damn, now i want whisky

yeah... whisky and a guinness lmao

Stick a shot of Bailey's in it too and you've got an irish car bomb

my laphroaig smells like the bomb already went off

which is... delicious :D

the last grand manhattan of the season!

bulleit bourbon, grand marnier, and cocchi vermouth, with a luxardo charry

im not buying any more grand marnier for a while! ha ha ha haaaa

bourbon
ice
splash o’coke
large lemon twist

nice lunch!

kraken & kream! (hah)

i need a new nutmeg...

laphroaig 10: my precious, my love :D

sencha!

I have a half-full bottle of Macallan that's been sitting there for years.
I'll be moving to a new apartment in a few weeks and I do not want to move the bottle
So I'm drinking it slowly.
It's still good.

Elderflower cordial

kraken + coke for the beginning of a long weekend

roasted kukicha

Off-brand cola

The $1 freeze I mentioned a few pages ago. Got it for free this time.

A tall glass of Cuba Libre, using Gosling's Black Seal Bermuda Rum and a liberal amount of lime-zest. Because fuck, I need a good drink today.

inspired by demonyo's suggestion i put some heavy cream in my guinness

holy shit it's good!

like a tasty tasty milkshake

For the first time, alcohol.

It tastes like shit and I'm now feeling sad about the day. (This was a few hours ago, the drink.)

lmao, whatd u have?

lmao chocky

ofc alcohol is a depressant

in lower doses it depresses inhibitions so you can unleash the gods

but in large doses it just fucks you up

bish, if you wanna get a proper high just do some righteous cardio. sweet sweet endorphins are the best

Great Northern, it's one we have here. I didn't even have much, just one mouthful.

The sadness wasn't because beer, it was because depression.

hilarious name for an australian beer. does it advertise itself as “always stale”?


well, shit, that doesn’t count.


look chocky, back in the day people here used to post a lot of obscene and sexy pictures

the the millennials protested, too much sex, not safe for work, objectification something, and so we stopped

but for you depression i’ll make an exception and say: buy yourself a calendar!



cheer up doll, and read about vivienne ming— that’s a new hero for you, was just reading about her in the financial times

your pop-pop likely has a subscription, but if not maybe you can read a free sample

https://on.ft.com/2NPbUdr

remember you won’t be a teenager forever lololol. hang in there. now go for a run or something.

Wait until you hear about bags of goon...

I stopped drinking because it tasted shit. And also because I didn't feel comfortable hanging around a bunch of teenagers whose sole plan was to get shitfaced. But mostly because it tasted shit.

Oh, there's times where I'm fine with objectification - that said, I prefer it on my own time, where I can pick and choose.

And for future reference - the closer to an andro appearance someone has, the more attracted I'm likely to be. If I cannot tell their gender from a photo, I'll think they're cute as hell.


Thirteen months until I'm 18 and can move on to adult problems. :D

oh haha you said “a boy in a skirt” and that’s all i could conjure up. o well. there is a calendar for you somewhere i am sure. the important thing is that you look at it and feel good.

bags of goon? wtf lmao

girls in my day drank wine coolers. oh yeah hahaha. sorority bitches mostly. repugnant to me, that drink, but maybe more your bag. no goons required lololo.

Australian culture, goon is.

oh shit i drink boxed wine on the regular. used to buy an aussie shiraz at trader joe’s actually, but now have settled on black box as my staple; they pack a nice chilean cab in those containers and their (california?) chardonnay is a decent quaff.

not too far from you (relatively ofc) kiwi marlborough sauvignon blancs are nice btw. well—once you’re of age, minor xD