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Anngella 08.06.2009 06:21 PM

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Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
(I think it HILARIOUS that I have over 16000 posts and the only thing that sticks in people's minds is me loving women with big butts and rocking out. it is so DEAD ON.)


And your hate for all things Christian :D

terriblecanyons 08.06.2009 06:56 PM

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Originally Posted by Satan
terriblecanyons: SHIT I'M OUT OF PEANUT BUTTER



I really am, and it's sad :(

Satan 08.06.2009 07:41 PM

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Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
I really am, and it's sad :(

that's terrible (seriously)

phoenix: confused, slightly naive, belongs at kittyradio

noisereductions 08.06.2009 07:43 PM

satan did you roast me? Cuz at least I tried. Pfff.

phoenix 08.06.2009 07:44 PM

confused yes. naieve? no. belongs at kittyradio? that place.. is a hole. Idontthinkso.

Satan 08.06.2009 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
satan did you roast me? Cuz at least I tried. Pfff.


no i didn't, i won't even try because i'll fail.

kitty radio is a hole indeed. fuck that place. but they'd probably like you.

Anngella 08.06.2009 07:51 PM

I haven't heard about kittyradio in yeeeearrrs. I think I made an account but I never posted.

Satan 08.06.2009 07:52 PM

every single girl on there is just the biggest bitch you could imagine

(phoenix this does not apply to you i just think they'd like you)

Anngella 08.06.2009 07:56 PM

I don't doubt it, considering the girls I knew who posted on there. One was bulimic.

amerikangod 08.06.2009 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by GeneticKiss
amerikangod: Oh God, Antenna is just SOO horrible!! (moans in agony) I feel...dirty, like my soul is forever soiled from hearing that song! And anyone who plays an acoustic guitar is a pussy, even though it kills your fingers to play one at first...only a pussy would be willing to endure that.


I heard that strumming an acoustic guitar has a higher chance of giving you AIDS than unprotected buttsex in the 80's.

automatic bzooty 08.06.2009 08:18 PM

then i must've got maaaaaaad AIDS yesterday.

because i timewarped to the eighties and let a bunch of new romantics bum the shit out of me, obviously. nothing to do with guitars.

noisereductions 08.06.2009 08:18 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
I heard that strumming an acoustic guitar has a higher chance of giving you AIDS than unprotected buttsex in the 80's.


you do the best impersonation of yrself.

amerikangod 08.06.2009 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
hey suchfriends, i left you alone because it was just too damn easy. roasting you would be easier than getting synth to post a pic of his self contorting his mouth and scrunching his nose


I am a guy way into easy people (hit me up sluts!), so here's my crack at it...

SuchFriendsAreDangerous: "I am the tireless white knight defender for all black peoples. They're just the greatest! I talk down on white Amerikkka, maintain dreads, and rally against racism because then it'll be like maybe I actually was a black dude. My white guilt has truly disfigured me. I'm like the bizarro Michael Jackson! I-Man something something something I-Man, down with whitey.

brb

Fuck guys, I cut off all of my dreads and kind of look like present-day Billy Bob Thornton now. I guess it's not too late to get into Skrewdriver."

noisereductions 08.06.2009 08:22 PM

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Originally Posted by automatic bzooty

because i timewarped to the eighties and let a bunch of new romantics bum the shit out of me, obviously. nothing to do with guitars.



I like yr honesty.

amerikangod 08.06.2009 08:24 PM

P.S. if that was too harsh then please target me for:

My penis.

Really, anything you say about a dude's penis will be painful to him. Unless you say "Hey, get your giant cock out of my mother!" Then it's just painful to your mother.

EVOLghost 08.06.2009 08:26 PM

Hey Get Your Small Cock Out Of Mah Mumma

atsonicpark 08.06.2009 08:27 PM

*queefs*

EVOLghost 08.06.2009 08:27 PM

Why does it do that? I meant to e-scream it at you and boom the letters come out small....wtf.

amerikangod 08.06.2009 08:28 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost
Hey Get Your Small Cock Out Of Mah Mumma


Ouch, my feelings :(

amerikangod 08.06.2009 08:29 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost
Why does it do that? I meant to e-scream it at you and boom the letters come out small....wtf.


It's a filter to prevent douches from typing in all-caps all the time. It's ruined some of my better e-screams as well.

automatic bzooty 08.06.2009 09:13 PM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
I like yr honesty.

thank you.

... in another thread, you said you didn't like my lies.

why you playin' them games NR? whyyy?

EVOLghost 08.06.2009 09:21 PM

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Originally Posted by amerikangod
It's a filter to prevent douches from typing in all-caps all the time. It's ruined some of my better e-screams as well.



ghey.

atsonicpark 08.06.2009 09:23 PM

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ok?

Satan 08.06.2009 09:24 PM

did you just roast me

atsonicpark 08.06.2009 09:24 PM

Haha.

"Roasting" sounds so... dirty!

floatingslowly 08.06.2009 09:35 PM

one-handed typing.
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Originally Posted by davenotdead
i imagine it was oily.


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Originally Posted by davenotdead
oily bot sex

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Originally Posted by davenotdead
with plastic


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Originally Posted by davenotdead
oily tits


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Originally Posted by davenotdead
being rubbed with baby oil.


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Originally Posted by davenotdead

 

quote-roasted, trick.

automatic bzooty 08.06.2009 09:38 PM

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Originally Posted by EVOLghost
ghey.

speaking on behalf of the blue board itself, "no bro no homo."

davenotdead 08.06.2009 09:40 PM

i've been got. hahaha

schizophrenicroom 08.07.2009 12:26 AM

 

terriblecanyons 08.07.2009 12:27 AM

Jade I hope you saw the wall posts I left josh.

Sonic Youth 37 08.07.2009 11:07 AM

Suchfriends then:
 


Suchfriends now:
 

noisereductions 08.07.2009 11:16 AM

is that Snow?

Rob Instigator 08.07.2009 11:18 AM

hahahahh!

a licky boom boom down!

cryptowonderdruginvogue 08.07.2009 11:19 AM

GMKU:
 

Sonic Youth 37 08.07.2009 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
is that Snow?


Yes

noisereductions 08.07.2009 11:47 AM

every n00b on here: Hi, I'd like to ask a question that can easily be answered by typing sonicyouth.com/mustang/lp into my address bar and striking the enter button.

greedrex 08.07.2009 11:54 AM

batreleaser : The Eternal sounds A LOT like Destroyed Room. Whatevz. Daddy, pass the joint fucka.

floatingslowly 08.07.2009 11:59 AM

greedex: I'll fook anything that moves!

SONIC GAIL 08.07.2009 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by noisereductions
every n00b on here: Hi, I'd like to ask a question that can easily be answered by typing sonicyouth.com/mustang/lp into my address bar and striking the enter button.

I have asked no such questions....I just wait for someone else to.:cool:

greedrex 08.07.2009 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by floatingslowly
greedex: I'll fook anything that moves!

floatingslowly : i'm a robot but my spelling php/ mysql is fookt.


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