I'm on the left

seventh grade. i found all these old polaroids. it was really fun to go through them.

youre so cute

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

aw! too cute

I REALLY need a life.

A picture my friend took, I look crazy.

Jandek: eat your heart out

Dial M for Murderousness. I love you if you know who I quoted that from.

_--_--

Word.

That man from the Simpsons? What's his name fuck, Troy something that starts with an M.

Troy McClure voiced by the late, great Phil Hartman

Ahhh yes, that's his last name! McClure.

Carmex









Playing with my retainer.









Nicolas and I.

ph0wn.


Cameras steal souls.

And one more for bad measure:

Michael and I. Fucking years ago.

Hayden, your attitude on this board doesn't suit your image. You look like a nice chap who'd be too shy to say a word, let alone say half the shit that you post. Perhaps that's why you do say what you say on here.

'sup thurston?

your face is reminiscent of a rodent.

speaking of rodent face




Slightly more decent

Who says I'm not a nice chap?

I am not shy in the slightest. Does that carmex picture not just scream "I'm better than you?"

That's my attitude for everything. Because, in reality, I am.

Thanks?

That's not what I got from any of the photos. But it's good you think like that, whether false or not.

Itwasn't that you realize I'm better than you. I was asking if you noticed my wonderfully smug-ass attitude.

Anyways, piss off.

No, I know you're not better than me.

I can't make fun of you when I see your photos. Same as I feel mean making fun of people with glasses or whatever.

Ha. Is it the blazer? The retainer? What is my handicap that makes me incapable of torment?

i think its the 150$ blazer
:P

i kid, i kid
<3

Speaking of, it ripped. I have to sew it up.

Ha ha ha.......I see it!

aw, that sucks man

He's pretty hott.

Back when I had my red hair and he dressed the way I do, we were mistaken for twins on numerous occassions. Now, I'm mistaken for his brother's twin.

A blazer is a suit jacket? If so, no I wear them. I didn't say you had a handicap necessarly, or that it was anything bad. I just feel mean making fun of you.

I know you didn't say anything, I was just being a sarcastic ass. Yes, a blazer is a suit jacket.

SHE'S REALLY NOT THAT GOOD LOOKING AFTER ALL.

Dear god what's wrong with your face? It's so hideously deformed!
Just kidding, yet another awesome photo.

The blazer and Xiu Xiu shirt are stylish... but the white socks!!!!!!
I didn't expect that from a guy with good taste in clothing.
Are you preparing a fix with that spoon in your hand?

hahaha
yeah
dont know bout those socks