hahahaha

I'll KILL YOUR DOG

So.. yeah, the cleavland show sucked

are you really that surprised?

lol! not at all actually.

A gift for Amerikangod:

What has always bugged me about porn is the facade most girls in porn are able to maintain while in performance mode. The only thing that ever gets me off is those moments of slight hesitation when they're asked if theyre a worthless whore and you see that split second frown or look of pain in their eyes before they catch themselves and go "yep, Im a stupid slut who is starving for ***!...where? everywhere on my face my *** my pussy, ive been dreaming about *** all day!"

I would get off so much harder to this girl crying herself to sleep each night than any of her scenes. I would love to be able to show a girl old yearbook photos of herself and vids of school plays "what a pretty princess you were, who knew that princess would grow up to be a worthless whore!", You look so happy in these photos, like someone with a soul, what happened?

If I ever direct porn I will work as hard as I can to break through the wall porn girls put up to stay sane, who the **** is willing to sacrifice their dignity like this? I'd ******* kill myself if you were my daughter. Make them scream "I have no soul I have no soul! What happened to the little girl I used to be, I could have done something with my life! my scenes will be known for all the emotional pain a girl is trying to suppress coming out in a moan of pure existential despair as I laugh my *** off.

I would love to pretend to care about a pornstars self esteem and true self, find out she always wanted to be an artist and sign her up for an art class. "off to my art class, look out picasso!!! :)" she'd twitter but when she shows up her class is 12 sketchy guys and I'm wearing a cartoonish artists outfit with an oversized hat and salvadore dali mustache. She'd appraise the situation and her face would start to quiver and I'd throw 2k at her feet and tell her to start sucking.


Actually, I'm sure these have been posted before but whatev.

If theres one thing about porn that can annoy me to tears, it's the "oh yeah"'s and the "uh huh"s and the high pitched squeaks. I never listen to porn with sound.

Do porns every have interesting soundtracks these days ?

Not since the late 80's.

im bored/depressed/lonely

boressonely

That was me yesterday. Now I am happy.

The Sounds fucking rocked. Maja is a badass bitch, strutting around in 4-inch heels and doing highkicks.

Howdja like foxy shazam?

Um...we walked in halfway through their set and I didn't get to hear much.. There was far too much ironic facial hair.

damnit. they're really good. lotsa hipsters I'm assuming?

Yes. I didn't hear enough of the bad to make judgement. I was just raging at their facial hair.


I'm sorry...but fucking shave that shit off.

haha, I've never had any idea of what they looked like. all I know is their music is awesome.

I'll get an album and check them out.

I haven't heard much of introducing but I love the flamingo trigger.