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I have seen thos e swimsuits for religious girls!
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Those horrible dreams in great sleep suck. I'd much rather have a pleasant dream in a 15-minute nap.
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yeah, i'd rather have a little short sleep and not dream of falling off cliffs.
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here in provo, there's a billboard for sistermissionary mall or something like that- "modern AND modest"! there's also a quite cute boutique, very modest, with no skirt for sale above the knee. it's odd because the store is right next to some skanky forever 21 ripoff. |
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you could fall off the cliff & then decide to grow wings! |
Trying to grow wings never works. :(
what sucks is tripping in a dream and trying to catch yourself, thereby thrashing in bed, waking yourself up. |
Wow - some kinda synchronicity...
I'm just getting over a cold, and last night was the first night since the start of the weekend I actually got a decent night's sleep (10hrs worth). And I always have weird dreams when this happens. Last night wasn't so much a 'bad' dream. It was the opposite where I had a really 'good' dream. As always, these things are somewhat all mixed up. But I remember being perfectly content in this dream. I was living in a really nice house (which I recognised as a house I'd been in before in real life) with a girl (who I recognised as a friend of an ex-girlfriend) and I was playing a piano (better than I can in real life) and just feeling happy. We were like living the perfect life... When I woke up, I was back in my own shitty bedroom and I felt really empty like something has been taken away from me... And oh yeah - there was some foot sniffing going on in my dream. I was sniffing her feet. It was at that point I woke up.. What's my subconscious tryin' to tell me? I got enough fetishes. Ain't no more room for anymore.... |
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aaaaah i love forever 21 and wet seal i get like all my underwear there in the spirit of irrelevance i need to pee |
Does anyone want to go into work for me today? I'll reward you handsomely, of course.
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Fuck, I had a dream just like that. Except more Greece and less feet. My boarding school had planned a three-week trip to Greece, and for months all I could hear about was how fucking badass it was going to be. I felt so left out and so in my dream, ofcourse, I had all the money to go and I wasn't too young and etc. I was so elated And I woke up, realizing that it was all just a dream and I was going to spend the next four weeks in a near-empty boarding school while my friends were partying it up in Europe. I've never felt more fucked over in my life. Well I probably have, but that's in the top ten moments. |
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is being the royalty guy very hard? i bet you get bitched out a lot. |
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case in point: holy fuck, rainbow AND sparkles http://www.wetseal.com/catalog/produ...du ctId=10428 |
Reward? A night out with me of course - actually, that's more of a punishment than reward, heh heh heh (it would've been me paying for the lucky volunteer to go to Balans, a very very nice gay restaurant in Soho).
Work's a drag at the moment, because we're trying to do too many things at once - paying out money that we've collected from other countries, sorting out pay record companies for their videos being used in the UK, and a separate bunch of payments for videos being used on MTV around Europe. All this is meant to be complete by the end of this week. No pressure, then! When I worked on the record company Helpdesk, I used to have to deal with moaning twats on a daily basis, so I got bitched out plenty there. |
i would probably be horrible at your job, i have no patience. especially for whiny bitches.
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I can see what you mean if you had to answer the phones all day (like I used to do). These days, I'm pretty much off the phones, so at least I don't get hassle that way. But, yeah, there's still a lot of pressure to get stuff sorted out by yesterday. That aside, it is still a great job - the people I work with are lovely, I get to work in Soho, and the money's not too bad.
So, you fancy flying over to London for a free meal? ;) |
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ronald mcdonald is so fucking scary
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Yeah. I hate clowns.
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it would seem that a lot of other people also hate clowns
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holy shit
okay i'm gonna go cry |
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I used to always answer the phones formally and politely, even though God help me sometimes I wanted to say, "Yeah, what do you want, then?". Thankfully I no longer have to man the phones, so the masses don't get to hear my dulcet Sarf London tones. So, you any good at spreadsheets then?...:D ;) |
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Monty Python's Flying Circus is great.
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"You feel sleepy, you can't keep your eyes open...
Now you're gonna buy "hits are for squares" at your nearest Starbucks Coffee..." |
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