I can't play the guitar. Yesterday, I slashed open my left index finger with a serrated knife across the top of the middle phalanx. This morning I took a shower with a plastic bag rubberbanded around my hand.

Hope it gets a gnarly scar, though.

don't want to start work at 7 30 am.

at least it will be done with by mid day.

pick at it and take hot showers.

Is 9 years younger too much?

I ain't touching that one with a 20 ft pole

depends on YR age.

I am 36 and my g/f is 28. that is 8 years. feels just right IYKWIM ;)

like thee instigator said: depends on yr age(s.)

my parents are 9 years (or so...) apart.

If you are 23 and she is 14? RUN AWAY!

ha ha, nah, thought you guys knew, I'm quite old.

anything is possible in Berluscoland!

29 - 20, is it.
not 20 minus 20, just 29yo and 20yo.
I guess it's not that terrible bwahwhwhaaa.

my prime minister dates girls like 50 years younger than him, I couldn't follow his example even if I wanted to bwaahahahah!

lemme finish:

BWAHAHAHAHAAEEAHHAHEWWHAHAHA!

hi Nefeli!

i just learnt a new word; winningest.

yeah, I found it searching for a definition of your signature pic.

perfectly acceptable.

ideal even

It's not luck, I've superpowers.

:p back to you!

who is Jodie Marsh?

why the fuck a DL4 costs a truckload of euros over here???