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kim is a trained ninja through and through. i say no more
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kim could kill people with her stare. in a book, i think "our band could be your life", it said in a magazine article that her stare could stop a herd of rampant buffalo. maybe her stare is chuck norris, and just kim is a ninja.
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No, that was the sequel to Our Band Could Be Your Life, Our Hand Could Be Your Wife.
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what a bitch..
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double-u tee eff. wow.
holy crap, i read that dom. i really liked your trequel, "our strand could be your trife". |
hey. is it just me, or does the bottom of this page look different.
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the older kim gets, the less she feels the desire to whup ass ninja-style...which doesn't mean you should feel free to piss her off. she has in fact trained a group of 12 female ninjas (9 in blue, 3 in red) that she can summon with a mere whistle. these Super Bitch Ninjas In Defense of Kim Gordon are fearless and effortless in their duties. saw them annihilate some poor dude with a mohawk in DC before their show at the 9:30 club in 2004 when he tried to give kim a kiss.
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Tanx. Funny thing, Our Strand Could Be Your Trife was almost called Our Command Could Be Your Knife, but was later changed to Our Strand Could Be Your Trife, and then changed, yet again, back to Our Command Could Be Your Knife, but had to be changed back to Our Strand Could Be Your Trife due to legal issues(I stole the title from a hooker), but I decided to change it to the more simpler title of Our Most Beloved & Well Regarded Long Stride Could Possibly Be Your Ever So Lovely Trife, and then to which I decided on the more complex title of Betty.
And to make a long story short, I changed the name from Mark Prindle Meets Abbot & Elvis Costello Meets Grouch Marx At Terry's Tire Town back to Our Strand Could Be Your Trife. |
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dude, i was there! did you see the mutant super bitch ninja that gored some guy's eye out and then, for no reason, started to dance a jig? it looks the same to me, f-nobody. |
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omg that mohawk dude was Mr. Fuckin' T ![]() Respect yo momma, foo. |
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hah aI love that last one
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i love full house. but sagget is a sick dude.
i just got banned by a user on soulseek! |
find it difficult to believe mr. t would falter to ninjas, even those trained by kim gordon.
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Mr. T was actually the first person to ever defeat Kim Gordon and Grant Hart in a three way wrestling match. The only reason he won was because Don King was Kim's manager at the time and she took a dive to make some extra cash.
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WHO IS MOST LIKELY TO HAVE COMMITED THE CRIME?
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Harry Potter looks pretty suspicious if you ask me.
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Lee looks pretty guilty.
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O'Rourke. Look at him - keeping his distance, left foot inching away. He's ready to split. That is the tie of someone who has committed a crime.
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Jim did it. Look behind his lower arms. You can see the mag and the nozzle of an AK
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