or better still take some pictures round yr apartment/house/jailcell and we can make suggestions of things to sell

im selling all vinyls and tapes already.
i love the coat too, but im afraid its too elf-like.

i like the dress too, but im afraid its too jennifer jason leigh-like.

my mother is an elf.

that makes me part elf.

racism!

small world

daddy? that you?

nothing small about me my friend

seriously though, when i was born my mama said i looked really short. she asked the doctor if my legs would be long enough to reach the ground when i started walking

when I was born, my mom tried to grab a rock.

the witch coven was too fast for her.

do you live in a hostel nefeli?

wow, what a sentence.

sometimes, i don't know why i do the things i do.

it's called being human my dear.

so the dress should be returned, yeah?

just got this.



love it.

Return it!

oh god no he's back.

thats exactly what i thought too.

Simple minds think alike.

is that not your whole forte?