Assuming I'm still alive...I'll still be laughing at people who thought the
world would end in 2012. And writing. Those things I guarantee.

It's a good job you didn't frequent the pool I supervised when I was a life guard as I would've kicked you out. I didn't stand for troublemaking punks like you ruining everyone elses enjoyment by being an asshole.

ha ha-- cmon, you also do that fixed-gear bike thing, which is 100% mucho macho ("gears are for pussies! yeeeeaaahhhh!"), and you work out of a truck, so it more than balances out-- i'd say enjoy your frilly side without compunction.

gears are for those that like to go FAST

gears are for those who don't like to pass out while climbing hills! me, for example. 10, 12 gears, bring them!

if you had one of these

http://www.corbisimages.com/images/4...0-C6ECD759E7E0

so you lent it to someone
this person died
would you want it back?

nope.

i hate fixed gear bikes


i'm a freewheelin' motherfucker

Fixed gear bikes are for style queens.

Fixies really are for cunts.

Hopefully, five years from now, I will have moved out of home. Probably sharing with some other people my age