foatingsowy: I have no idea what yr talking about.

"Heaven's not about yr reputation"

That's it, starting tonight, people will die.

Every post I see in this thread after this one, that doesn't roast me, will be neg repped.

I'm a man of my word...


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DeadDiscoDildo: I will take all your points and ruin your good reputation. Go get laid!

DDD: i wear cool pants

you roast me, I'll roast you.

deaddiscodildo: shift-H a shift-H a shift-HA hah Shift-A aha shift-HA hah a shift-HAH ha shift-HA ha shift-HAH haha

deaddiscodildo: yes, I'm calling about yr ad regarding "a clown for hire". there's a party in my pants and I want to know if you can you do balloon animals.

deaddiscodildo: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PEOPLE. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? I WANT 3 PEOPLE TALENT SCOUTING THE FLOOR AT ALL TIMES WHILE WE ARE PLAYING. BY THE TIME WE'RE DONE WITH THE FOURTH ENCORE IN CHATTANOOGA, THERE BETTER BE TITS OR YR ALL FIRED.

there, man. that's all I got and it's really stretching it. and by stretching it, I mean, if I pull any harder it might fall off.

i roasted you around page 16 you turd

I just neg repped trasher, I wasnt bluffing! Mwuahaha! I've hi-jacked this thread forever! I'm fucking CRAZY MAN

dave, divas demand nothing less than page 2.

lol deaddiscodiva.

deaddiscodildo: FOR FUCK'S SAKE, PEOPLE. HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT? I WANT 3 PEOPLE TALENT SCOUTING THE FLOOR AT ALL TIMES WHILE WE ARE PLAYING. BY THE TIME WE'RE DONE WITH THE FOURTH ENCORE IN CHATTANOOGA, THERE BETTER BE TITS OR YR ALL FIRED.



^^This one, haha. Not quite to that stage yet, but I could see it.

lol. divas must be too lazy to go back a few pages and check to see that people have roasted them.

and i refuse to go back and quote myself. i will not do that

I found it, I'm considering neg repping you, because it was on page 15, and I wasted my time on page 16....

hmmm


oh, and it was pretty ok :-)

& you have to have girl parts to be a diva, I'm just a pretensious prick...

it was the last post on 15... i get bonus points for mentioning phoenix's vagina. which undoubtedly got you to think about it if only for a second

tell that to Gaga, you prick!

I will, because she has girl parts...

...and a penis so small as to be related to that one wizard who got tazed at the music festival....so as not to count as a penis.

Gaga is more of a diva than a prick, u heard it here first. MTV NEWS

oh shit, I'm a narcisist so I was only looking for my name....rewinnnnnnnnnnding now...

OK OK repped, that was a good series of related burns. haha!


Edit: and maybe yr suggestion will get phoenix to really do that!

man, and i called atsonicpark the narcissist the other day.

apologies to adam, i was way off

well we'll find out if she's too diva to go back to page 15/16

Floatingslowly: bla bla bla, bla bla bla, bla bla bla

(that's what it looks like to me, cuz I dont understand all that robot/nerd syntax.)

Davenotdead: I dont know a god damn thing about you...except I always think yr a black dude with orange hair....you must have been a mental projection of my last trip that got cuahgt in this world.

Satan: Too easy...

Noisereductions: (I dont know anything about u either, but I see yr from new england, watch out, here I come.)

"Hey guy, did you get the new sonic youth record? fuckin wicked gay bro, fuckin wicked gay! Nothing like Evol, it'll never be as ace as evol. FUCKIN A, that prick dildo douchebag guy wants me to roast him, only if he roasts me first. Or bakes me like boston baked beans....mmmm beans....we eat all kinds of fuckin wicked beans up here guy. Hey shut up you southy prick. Anyways like I was sayin to that stupid broad, go heat me up some clam chowda bitch, I love the smell of fish."

Nah nah, I'm the narcisist who listens to the beatles, adam's the narcisist who listens to korn.

We both hate the mars volta, however.

just say it

all of my posts are perfectly understandable if you possess a permutation cipher. most forms of coded messaging are not intended for mass consumption, however.

I doubt that helps.

:(

No, that was it, "too easy" ;-)

it was a play on words, it worked!

Actually I follow that, you see I'm half nerd.

oh

:(

i did you back on page 15 cantank

yeah apparently everyone's done me :rolleyes:


yours was amusingly accurate

DDD: I'm not sure if why the female members of this board find me so creepy. It's either my constant sexual harrassment, or my Paul Shaffer avatar.

i don't find him creepy at all and that's not paul shaffer

yeah I know.

another blasphemy by noiseredux - so proud of my cover shot for the Pixies LP I put it on my sig.

What else could I say? I can't really roast you proper because I'm infatuated

you lost me. What?

constant sexual harrassment? Paul Shaffar? Creepy? If only.

:-)

don't feel bad about how hard I roasted you, I was born in Lynn, Mass, you fish eating chowder head.



Rob was calling blasphemy, because like I, he has a great love for the great doctor. And you defiled his legacy by comparing him to Paul Shafar...

and I like Paul SShaffer

haha. I know! My roast of you purposely made no sense. Anyway, you roasted me? Where???

AND yr from MA?