![]() |
^^^Fuck this flute shit, I'm going to join Glenn Branca's band!
|
![]() |
No way...
![]() |
Motherfucking friends coming to my motherfucking house to watch these movies so they can lose the motherfucking remote.
|
i kind of want a cigarette.
|
so do i, and i rarely smoke. i've wanted one for about a week. :(
|
back at warped tour i had half a pack, shared with this guy i was waiting in line with to meet a band, and three in the month since. i have a lot of personal reasons why i kind of hate smoking, but it sounds so nice right now. it's finally cooled down below 100 degrees outside.
|
100 degrees? fuuuck.
i think watching bill hick's too much is the reason i want a cigarette... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w9ySC...eature=related |
utah in the summer is horrible. it's so hot. the dryness is nice, being from florida, but oh man.
haha. i just want one because if i can't have a beer, i should at least have a cigarette. |
Mmm I just had a beer. Newcastle and In-N-Out fries with GTA4, cause it was the best we could do at 1am on a Tuesday night. Hit the spot, though.
|
that's pretty sweet. i want just a big mac and a beer, now.
do men eat yogurt? this is an odd question, i know, but every yogurt commercial is the same nowadays. i've never seen a man in a yogurt commercial except for the dumbass in the yoplait one looking for the real desserts. |
I haven't had it since I was little, but I always thought it was good. My roommate eats it, though.
|
![]() ![]() Nope. Not natural. |
Do you think that auditors take their audit hats off when they leave the office at the end of the day, or do they go around the house auditing stuff too, like little Timmy's processes for doing his maths homework?
Yes, I am dealing with auditors at the moment. How did you guess? |
i need to come up with a good pixar animation movie idea
hmm 2 vegetables embark on a journey away from their fridge to go meet their real parents along the way they come across odd characters like Keith Dort Keith is an accountant with a bad attitude towards women |
Quote:
The two main characters should be a simple-yet-kind courgette, and a sassy-yet-soft hearted tomato. Keith Dort would be a ugly, bumpy potato. |
i want a jazz score to the film
hmm who would voice my two main meals and what would they be |
It'd have to be two people from this here board.
Courgette could be (thinks) cryptoguy or Rob Instigator Tomato could be Cantanky or Kegmama. I'd happily play Keith Dort, I can do grumpy and slighty dodgy w/no probs. |
yeh i think you would be a good Keith Dort
but i dont know about cantanky being in one of my movies |
Quote:
I sent him a text ealier on - will send him yr love when he replies. |
Alien Anal - Who would you have for tomato, then?
EDIT: You should get jennthebenn to write the script. |
*does two thumbs-up gesture to Nefeli*
|
hmm ricky gervais will be my tomato
the inside of the fridge will be like an apartment block and its set to a jazz score with ricky gervais as a tomato |
Quote:
Ahhhh *blushes* Alien Anal - I like the jazz score idea - you could get Burt Bacharach to score it, and have either him or Tony Bennett sing the songs. It'd be a right swingin' affair. |
How was your ABBA experience Melly?
|
Quote:
It was totally fabulous, truncated. The "plot" (which one of you bastards is my father?) is as camp as hell, the entire cast simply can't wait to burst into song and dance, and there's more Abba on offer than an entire continent's worth of Abba tribute bands. I came out of the cinema with a big smile on my face, and felt on a "high" afterwards. |
someone left a comment in two of my myspace accounts to invite me to my own gig.
|
you should go
|
Quote:
|
Yeah, you're right about Meryl Streep's hair - what a mess! Julie Waters was very funny in it, Colin Firth looks hott (who cares about the male bimbo who was the groom), and Pierce Brosnan is to singing what I am to, er, singing. Yeah, I loved it!
|
Quote:
words don't do justice to the sharp aneurysm-like pain that that quote caused in my brain. CODE:BLUE Quote:
ok, nevermind. I'm better now. |
Ha ha.
|
Quote:
I was working as an auditor for 1,5 years in Ernst&Young and I definitely know what you're talking about. I left when I realised how painful would be to go out for a pint with a bunch of auditors and after having drunk 8 beers they'd start quarrelig over doubtful debts, deferred tax and shit like that. |
![]() |
haha, that sounds like me, slavo.
the state college in the area has a public access channel and all they ever seem to show is a college algebra class. mathematics is generally not my thing, but i love algebra. it's fun to watch. |
Talking to old friends after not hearing a word from them in months is great.
|
my friend, after talking about past relationships and idaes with me, says "i have to go think about some things" and just kind of hangs up.
|
Mine, surprisingly, ended somewhat like that "I have to run. bye". But, at least we got to talk for a few minutes after not speaking for months. We used to talk like 6 hours a day between in person, phone, and online.
|
it really is the best feeling.. i haven't seen my closest friends in almost two months (or more, for some) and i've gotten used to knowing i'm not seeing them often anymore but it's so nice to have my caller id show up with them.
|
I don't give a shit about my old friend's anymore.
I've working on the most kick ass punk rock stoner sock monkey lately. It has a mohawk at the moment and I'm making it a leather jacket. |
All times are GMT -5. The time now is 04:38 AM. |
Powered by vBulletin Version 3.5.4
Copyright ©2000 - 2024, Jelsoft Enterprises Ltd.
All content ©2006 Sonic Youth