if i were a statue i wouldn't be able to type.

I was trying to parody someone else I know who took a SERIOUS picture like this. Hilarious.

I'm a girl in disguise y'know

kk all cleared now.

... racist.

derek, you dyed your hair recently?

skuj is our new cantankerous. JK, BTW.

totally. lacking in the tits, but otherwise spot on

where's my crackerjack box pic you promised?

i'm deciding if i want a pic of my manly/hairy thighs on the interwebs

Just do it.

maybe tomorrow. going to bed now since its 5 am something

me with my beard fluffed up, before trimming it (gots to look professional for the law firm)


Me with my beard trimmed and groomed enjoying a cucumber lemonade


that same day, chilling at the Museum of Fine Arts Houston sculpture garden


me actin the fool/kickin out the jams

did you buy a new purse too, beardshaver?

I've said it before, but Rob must be a totally cool guy to hang out with.

Not "reading Kafka and sipping Earl Gray" but more of a "kicking the trashcans and getting high and listening to rawk music" style.

^^^ I wanted to say this, but the notion of beard trimming makes me furious.

why would you?

how could you?

why how why?

I gots to keep the shit trim for I deal with a lot of the attorney's clients and they are all rich ass snooty fucks.

Crackin' eggs of truth up in here!

Yeah. That is a pretty gnarly scar on my wrist. Don't act like you don't notice it.