It always amuses me how easily I can get up on a Saturday or Sunday, though, compared with the struggle that I face from Monday to Friday.

^^^I have a day off work today, and woke up an hour earlier than I usually would for work. What did I do? Went back to bed after a while pottering around, and slept like a log. Hah!

i have done both, woken up and thought it was work when it wasnt and vice versa. either way i stayed in bed and i am still alive.

hooray for the west yorkshire police!
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/w...re/7096456.stm

They probably thought he was a Leeds United player. Or maybe they thought they were Leeds United players?

they thought he was a "sleeping agent" !! HA AH AH AH AH AH AA A my silly mood is endless today.

probably all or non of the above.

Adidas and Puma were founded by brothers. Adolph Dassler founded Adidas whilst Rudolph Dassler founded Puma.

i got a total refund on a flight that got fucked up! i am so happy!

uh, people keep dying?

anyway with regards to that sadistic bastard (my best friend's now ex-boyfriend), i got the key from my friend, went over to his house today while i knew he'd still be asleep, announced myself by smashing an empty beer bottle i saw on the floor of the living room (where he was sleeping on the couch) against the wall, got into it with him and knocked out two of his teeth.
i think i took care of it.

yeah really. i can put up with a lot of things but i will beat the living shit out of any man who dares to hit a woman. i don't think he's gonna come after me after today because i told him i would kill him if he dared to retalliate.

I feel sexy tonight.
And no, that doesn't mean I'm about to masturbate.

Sometimes I think I'm really dull. And dense. Dull and dense. What a combination in one man.

Dull and dense = Do the Dance. cheer up man!

Been talking to scientists all day. Trust me, I feel dense.

i had this idea oh so many years ago....

http://www.toolhawker.net/Heated-Com...tem_36253.aspx

someone buy me one. kthx.

sonicl signing off... Have a nice weekend, enfants.

have a nice weekend yourself young man.

the government (british) have lost the details (name, address, national insurance number and bank details) of 25m people in the post. whoops.

my brother and friends waiting for a record store in New Orleans to open.