i find it rather odd and hilarious that first he wanted to try and kick my ass (try being the operative word) and now he wants to tap dat ass.

subtlety is the key word here.

Baby girl, why do you think you can fight the almighty universe?

I think you misspelled 'sublet.' And I ain't trying to rent shit.

i am the universe

I still want to fight you! But fighting and sex go together like PB+J. And B+J go together quite nicely too, FYI.

Ah, so then you know where the flows of space-time will take us. Woman, I'ma get all Galactus on your heavenly bodies.

can't decide yet if i should be aroused

I think I love you

I want to have an orgy with all of the SYG girls. Seriously, let's set something up.

"you know where the flows of space-time will take us."

you obviously don't.

You can't play hard to get with that which is predestined.

In this world, is the destiny of mankind controlled by some transcendental entity or law? Is it like the hand of God hovering above? At least it is true, that man has no control, even over his own will.

just give up already.

mmmm

This is exactly how I've always wanted my hair to look.

Only once you're thoroughly seduced.

amerikangod?
possible

Not cool dude! That was private.

At least you didn't post the follow-up one where I masturbate with tears in my eyes.

And by my eyes I mean your mother's eyes. And by tears I mean cum.

http://www.pinkeyesurprise.com

Great site dudes.

me and my first ever mountain dew. and some lays cause i was drunk.

Ewww I'll take the crab juice

(in reference to the mountain dew)

Now I'm hungry for street vendor meat.