Obscure Simspsons references ftw.

"They put all the jerks in Tower 1"

i dunno why i'm smiling so much actually. NEVER AGAIN.

Only because I don't have the pictures from Friday yet. They'd the most recent ones.

fuck dark hair and light eyes....that combo just fuckin' wins.

Good. Happiness burns me.

i went to taco bell for the first time too. the slogan is "the good hurt". i don't want food that hurts...

Taco Bell only hurts your bowels, if they're not used to flaming diarrhea.

Taco bell is gross. Taco John's ftw.

Mexican/taco fast food is 100% fail, always.

that mountain dew photo is taken in a 24 hour 365 days a year mexican restaurant in medford oregon at 3 am.

it's worse than taco bell.

edit: i forgot to mention it's called MUCHAS GRACIAS

I like your dress.

fanks :)

Like I always say, chicks have the best clothes.

Pictures of you in chick clothes or I refuse to believe you have strength in your convictions.

Sorry, I'm not a tranny. I prefer to see women's clothing on women not on men.

Well then. This news does nothing for my erection.

Hope this does.

Have you ever filled a water balloon to the point of near-bursting? That is presently my penis filled with blood.

Do you ever talk about anything else? lol

its that shape?