do i win then? i'll hit her with that guitar.

win what?

the fabulous prize.

for vexing my housemate or hitting her with a guitar?

for pissing her off. just make sure she doesn't cross me and i won't hit her with a guitar, maybe just an ashtray or something.

Why the anger?

you're not a girl, you wouldn't understand.

Uh?What?

i'm just kidding. i'm not going to hit her with anything.

she's quite big (in an athletic way) so a fight between you two might provide an exciting spectacle.

anyway, you can have a prize, an indecent picture of me from 5 years ago:




marras, i'm fine with you cracking one out to that picture too

oh you are so pretty pretty pretty.

what color eyes have you got so i can predict what color my spawn will have?

Possibly,many a night in was spent while taking it?

a night in the day i bought my camera.

my eyes are blue/grey

they will have very pretty eyes then, mine are blue green.

well maybe not so pretty, they might take after this:



self-portrait after 4 hours sleep

you look like a fish.

that's one of my 3 favourite photos of me ever.

me too. i see boogers.

Eww, I can see yr snot too, Toliets and Bowels...go blow yr nose!

MAKE IT HOT, im on the left