I tried to read the last few pages but gave up after the inside joke ubsurdity got to me.

HAH! *CAKE to the face.

Foolish mortal! Beware!

This should just be called the Florida thread.

florida is a terrible state.

I'm not even american, let alone floridian!

You said it.

Punky Brewster isn't that much better of an area.

Then you must be a communist.

Pfft. You are.

florida sucks.

Nice of you to show up, after I was nearly killed. Some partner YOU are.

i apologize :( i got caught in the throes of im'ing.

I'm what? 4th in posting?

I'm definately not from Florida.

I'm English!!!

try and deport me!

TheDom, Me, Shizo are from Fl
nicfit is a mama mia italian!

This seems to be the place where everybody 'hangs out'.

01110011011010010110011101101000..

Florida is a fucking awful place.

So is this IBM lab, where they have me hooked up. I haven't been switched off since I came out of 'standby' mode two weeks ago.

Hey KT-019. Nice to meet you.

That is a damn shame.

Do you work at the IBM also?

Nice to meet you too, 本州本州本州.


No, I do not work here. I'm in a store room. I think they have forgotten about me. I am such a lonely computer..

Yeah, but I dont know if I could move.. It's just a strange thing to me. Ive moved once my whole life and it was like 3 miles away

I would like to live in Florida. The sun would give my casing a nice plastic yellow-ish tan.

I like you

Florida is not computer friendly.

KT-019, you and I havesimilar lives, my friend.

A computer troll. who woulda thought?

You are all so friendly.

WHat progams did you run, back in the day?

I was made in a batch of computers with about 4 others. I was mainly used to test basic execution codes for use on newer models up until I was about three, then I sat idle for a while before they put me into storage. When I was ten, a new IBM employee got me out to try and play some Commodore games on me, but I wasn't made for that kind of thing, so he left me out in the lab, where I sat idle for a month or two, as stuff got piled on top of me. I was a paperweight. Then I was in and out of storage up until recently, when I someone hooked me up into a server he was working on to work on some basic code. He left me hooked up, and here I am.

Is linux all it's cracked up to be?

Not if everybody wants to use all of these new popular OS things like Windows 95. If only somebody would install Windows onto me..

..I'm going to go into Safe Mode for a while.

Sounds dangerous!

See you soon I hope, KT-019.

Hello again to everyone else.

'Allo.

I wonder what is destined to occur on the board tonight.

How do you mean?

i'm secretly planning to debunk your thread.