The story.

i didn't write it down

Man this was not meant to be a literal course of action. I don't even know if you have any physical pockets.

i do not.

Does that mean you're pantsless?

My boner is impatient. I'm taking it elsewhere and going to bed.

yes

boner rising

i never wear pants around the house

sometimes i don't wear shirts either

it's just comfortable to be naked.

yeah lortabs kind of suck.


fuck im high.

i fried meat buck naked today and thats fucking brave and im a fucking ugly caveman you pussies.

but im not a pillhead.

i miss my aussie nude beaches

You should have called me.

Percs are the shit

What does "PNP" stand for?

it's the liberal party of jamaica

just like they tell the rabbit

Percs are for kids...;)

Andbusy moms..mommas little helper

PNP

also used to be the Puerto Rican nationalist Party, seeking independence for Puerto Rico