Are you homeless?

Wow, you guys look like a fantastic couple. I'm feel compelled to go wine tasting with the two of you.

Is this a bizarre desire? So be it.

Whenever someone asks that question and then they assert the irrelevance of the inexistent answer to it, my first thought is that they would like it be bizarre, but possibly it's not.

Look, pbradley, I am posting like you do. Is that bizarre?

My first thought upon reading your reply is that you're bored and looking for attention. It's also my second thought, actually.

By pointing out that you were obviously seeking for attention? C'mon pbradley, try harder.

something you know all too well about.

How strange, how bizarre [in the words of Raleigh St. Clair, Royal Tenenbaums]

And you say this because I didn't agree with you that the song I like was shit?

me and a bunch of my friends decided to take pictures of ourselves as scene kids, and this was my submission. it seriously took an hour to do makeup and hair. I feel like a dirty slut right now.

i never drink alcohol, he rarely does :P

make it chocolate milk-tasting and we're in.

at least he'll do it obviously.

Why? You don't?

I do.

You, on the other hand, don't tend to be as blunt or candid about your idiossincracies.

But I shouldn't mention it, it's not polite.

How did you suss me out?

If any of us try harder would involve the risk of starting to sound like you.

Which ''us'' are you on about, knox?

Oh wait, I thought you might be referring to the myriad smart people who couldn't be arsed to download your musical efforts. Those ''us'', perhaps?

you mean the wonderful people i'm exchanging private messages and e-mails with now?

it's better to be inconsistent than a try-hard asshole.