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shit man, are you sure your dad is your dad? 'cause that guy looks like your father. :eek: |
I am pretty sure since nobody knew him in my family until around 1997 and my mother has not met him.
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Do you have any disabilities or mental handicaps we should know about?
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That one was good Danny.
Edit**You shoule have let your sig with corporate punks underneath. |
Zing.
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uuuuuuuuu. yes i have and so what?
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Thanks for making us aware of it.
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auww, you have only found it out by now, you probably are retarded too.
how cool is that buddy!? |
It feels good to be speshful. :)
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hey, at least we have a parking space close to the front entrance.
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No you don't, that is for the physically handicapped. Not for the mentally handicapped.
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give a chainsaw to a mentally handicapped and guess what would happen. that's right i'm physically handicapped too(i've cutted my left foot). and since danny have no penis... everything is ok, i guess |
*crickets*
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I'm doing fine. How are you? I've fucking missed you. |
Weird lookin' cigarette burn.
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Came back from Montreal earlier today. Have a lot of pictures, but I'll limit it to these.
Just woke up. ![]() I'm the far one, middle is Julie, front is Zac ![]() Julie ![]() Me wearing neat sunglasses in the store ![]() |
Here's a recent pic of me at a wedding with some of my best friends. I'm in the blue shirt. It appears that I'm describing a particularly zesty bout of intercourse with a woman, but I can't remember the exact topic of conversation.
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its too bad about all those pleated pants
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american style-decent gallants
so flashy |
those other guys made the effort to wear suits, and you didn't.
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yeah and i'm curious why:)
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maybe he was only invited to the reception.
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suits are overrated.
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Cool pics inhuman.
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I've got nothing against suits. If they're fine looking, it's just great.
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I like suits too, but sometimes they are so unnecessary.
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I used to wear suits when I worked as an auditor to work every day, and believe me, it makes a hell of a difference when you like go to a bank or to some office to take care of something, the people just treat you in a 100% different way.
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They were groomsmen and I was not. They are slightly closer friends with the groom, I guess. I was not offended by not being asked to be a groomsman--you can only have so many. But I didn't make much effort to dress up. I should have worn a different shirt and a tie, maybe. Here's me later at the reception after a few drinks, with untucked shirt, hamming it up with the bride and a friend's girlfriend:
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you're juggling? and where's the balls?
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The balls are presently being cupped for good luck.
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You: hey..what you say you 2 ladies come back to mine? Yellow: Aww ok what the hell White: aww i dunnooo or is that the dance where u put your hands out like they are and point your fingers, a sort of swingish dance? |
How about starting an "Add a Caption" thread, but not using my photos--or maybe I will.
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Here, use this:
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first of all you don't wear a suit and then you ham up the bride and her friend?! |
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That's not your natural hair colour is it?
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As natural as my eyes! |
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Thanks!! Repped Ripchord for the picture she posted too, it's pretty! |
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