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Don't you know gast? he's going to make teh secks with his bearded wood elf.
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Art Make the sex with a bearded wood elf Maybe SxSw.stuffs Trailerfood or, if I'm good, Ms P's Electric Cock (oh god yes) Dj mix _ brainfood .wikki wikki wikki SW:ToR Make sleep. |
what you are doing this weekend?
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i have a free day tomorrow
if i can get a car fixed will go to paris with friend who has driverlinces rent a car?? if it's not too expensive tonight chilling here been working all week gonna take it easy |
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Art Make the sex with a bearded wood elf Maybe SxSw.stuffs Trailerfood or, if I'm good, Ms P's Electric Cock (oh god yes) Dj mix _ brainfood . wikki wikki wikki SW:ToR Make sleep. |
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Why did the bartender cross the road? His bus ride home was on the other side. |
If you had a choice between friends who made lightsabers for you or ones who made cybernetics, which would you choose??
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My wife is a bartender who rides the bus. How dare you make light of her plight. |
Like, cybernetic implants?
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Man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, what do think this is? A bar?! I have to ride the bus home. Don't make light of my plight. I'm somebody's wife, too." |
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Man walks up to an airport security guard and asks, "How Can I Travel Overseas Without a Passport?"
"Is it because of your political record?" the guard asks in reply. Silence. "On the ground with your hands behind your back!" the guard yells. "Now!" |
A landspeeder walks in a bus.
"Hey, what do you think this is, a bar?" the chicken asks. Your panties, now, please. |
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Hmm. Tough choice. I need more information. Which group of friends is more attractive (either collectively or individually)? Which group has more money (that it would be willing to spend on you)? |
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"I'm not wearing any panties," the chicken replies. The landspeeder gasps in orgasmic surprise. "Wanker," the chicken says. |
They are all equally attractive and obey my every command.
One is a giant lizard, with a lisp. |
A giant lizard walks into panties.
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Why do you have to choose?
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ecuse me
i was talking to evol about what he's going to do |
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