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Satan 08.11.2009 01:23 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Dead-Air
Oh, great. Associate me with a Love & Rockets song why don't you.

I'd roast you, but I don't want to offend your delicate sensibilities and force you to go away for 4.5 months again...

;)
ROAST ME! i'll love you more.


i ain't goin nowhere.

SYRFox 08.11.2009 01:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Jeremy
atsonicpark:

"I love this really obscure band nobody knows because they're strange. They have songs in (foreign language) that go for twenty seconds. They remind me of (other obscure band nobody knows or would like) in the sense they both use a really shitty cheap guitar, only (second obscure band) has records that go 50 minutes with one song that goes for the entire record. The fact both bands are Japanese makes them awesome and to be really personal makes my dick hard. The problem with (Pearl Jam, Nirvana, Spoon, Modest Mouse, Dinosaur Jr, Rather Ripped, etc) is they aren't weird or indie enough for me to consider an influence to Robe or scissorshock. Oh, you don't know those bands? They're my bands. You can find a link to them here (Insert myspace) and here's the thirty weird noise records I recorded last weekend here (insert megaupload link). I'd fuck Captain Beefheart. One time I had a weird dream where I listened to Beefheart all day as my girlfriend shoved a finger in my ass. I made a short clay movie about it that is available here (Inserts link). Robe did the soundtrack to it... did I give you a link to them? They're awesome, here's their myspace (Inserts myspace link). They kinda sound like these bands (Inserts huge list of bands), but they're cooler because they're weird and are more abstract.

Captain Beefheart is the greatest man who ever lived. I like to fuck women anally pretending they are Captain Beefheart or fuck a girl's vagina pretending Captain Beefheart is a transvestite and therefor has a vagina."

Nah, just kidding though, Adam is a cool guy who can get a bad rep sometimes. :)

~Jeremy~
ahahah

floatingslowly 08.11.2009 01:30 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Satan
ROAST ME!

...I think he just did.

Satan 08.11.2009 01:32 PM
god damnit

DeadDiscoDildo 08.11.2009 01:47 PM
Yup, right under yr nose!

_slavo_ 08.11.2009 03:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by atsonicpark
slavo: drone

more like: endless rants on losing hair and fear of giving presentations ;)

automatic bzooty 08.11.2009 03:38 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by joe11121
Funniest thread ever!

I didn't see me anywhere (might be a good thing, lol)
joe: i am the coolest 15-year-old canadian ever (considering bzooty's extremely limited knowledge of people of the age of 15 and/or canadians)

DeadDiscoDildo 08.11.2009 03:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
whatever, I <3 you pbradley.

ddd: :)

Whaaaat?

I dont smile...


TerribleCanyons: MY NAME IS NOT TERRIBLE FUCKING CRAYONS YOU STUPID DISLEXIC BASTARDS!

Joe(bunch of numbers): I am more subtle than DDD at begging for a roast, I'm more like Palpatine when he was senator Palpatine. Cuz we Canadians are a bunch of scheming fuckers, eh?

Automatic Bzooty: I'm a girl, but I can see why all you bastards keep thinking I'm a boy, because I have huge balls, making a username with a Beck reference on a snobby noise/rawk board.

automatic bzooty 08.11.2009 03:44 PM
bzooty: OH MAN [garbled series of words] FUCKING AWESOME [mighty boosh reference] YEAHHH! [outdated slang]

edit: i think i did this already but this one's betta.

DeadDiscoDildo 08.11.2009 03:50 PM
Dude you just roast yrself?

EDIT: I just unknowingly roasted u too, I meant to type did, and I typed dude.

Rob Instigator 08.11.2009 03:56 PM
Beck fucking sucks.

floatingslowly 08.11.2009 03:58 PM
Rob Instigator: Beck fucking sucks.

DeadDiscoDildo 08.11.2009 04:05 PM
Floatingslowly: Beck fucking sucks. All human beings suck. I am a robot. Kiss my robot balls!

Rob Instigator: Do fembots have fat robot asses?

automatic bzooty 08.11.2009 04:16 PM
psh. i'm not the first to do their own roast.

Rob Instigator: Beck fucking sucks.
automatic bzooty: leave beck alone. ):

Zombie Robot 08.11.2009 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by DeadDiscoDildo
Rob Instigator: Do fembots have fat robot asses?


Zombot: Hells to the yeah we do!

 


How else we gonna get plowed correctly? ;)

DeadDiscoDildo 08.11.2009 04:29 PM
^^I'd hit it

automatic bzooty 08.11.2009 06:07 PM
is that ass plowable or is it like some kind of space age metal that's dangerous to yr peens?

tw2113 08.11.2009 08:36 PM
oh hi

Rob Instigator 08.11.2009 08:54 PM
whadup tw?

tw2113 08.11.2009 08:56 PM
Not much, it's been a long week already, can't wait till 10am tomorrow

Rob Instigator 08.11.2009 09:00 PM
how are things inn south dakota?
is it hot as fuck?

schizophrenicroom 08.11.2009 09:51 PM
roast me

Rob Instigator 08.11.2009 10:00 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
roast me

schizo - loves the dry, mouisture sucking feel of popsicle sticks touching her lips and tongue


 

 




this shit ain't right/
 

terriblecanyons 08.11.2009 10:02 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
roast me

my name is jade guys, i love the internet, the other day my brother smeared himself with nutella, i was totes angry, then i spent time on the internet and everything was okay, i love stalking tyra



You know I love you babe.

viewtiful_alan 08.11.2009 10:05 PM
YOung Noiseredux:
 

automatic bzooty 08.11.2009 10:24 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by terriblecanyons
my name is jade guys, i love the internet, the other day my brother smeared himself with nutella, i was totes angry, then i spent time on the internet and everything was okay, i love stalking tyra



You know I love you babe.
is schizo's brother french iggy or something?

Rob Instigator 08.11.2009 10:42 PM
artsygrrrl - actually a bot from some music conglomerate trying to glean inforfmation about the "weirds fans" for their monetary gain

tw2113 08.11.2009 11:04 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by Rob Instigator
how are things inn south dakota?
is it hot as fuck?
Same shit, different day. Not too hot overall. Can't say I recall getting into triple digits for temp, but tomorrow looks to have a high of 92. Might have to crank the AC before i leave for work in the AM.

Zombie Robot 08.12.2009 12:47 AM
DeadDiscoDildo: Im an attention whore who luvs all the attention from the ladies. Besides being in a kickn ass band and havn killer fashion sense, I also get cybersexxxed cuz im all hi-larious and shite.

DeadDiscoDildo 08.12.2009 12:51 AM
ZombieRobot: Mmmm brainnssss 000000001010 braiiiinsssss 00010011110 binary

I am a robot, lick my robot snatch! (just the same as floatings but replace balls with snatch)

Kloriel 08.13.2009 03:28 PM
WarbleRipple: saucerlike makes me want to watch X-Files reruns, yeah even the ones with Doggit.

Cindy07: I'm reading as many Louis Lamour books as I can.. chick westerns... the untapped market!

davenotdead 08.13.2009 03:38 PM
SatanLilly: hey guys, i've been wanting to fuck this guy forever and just now is he giving me definite signals. don't forget i have a man, but we've done this to each other before, and we can't ever stay away from each other for too long so we always get back together in the end. i just really want to fuck this guy and i've been having a lot of sex lately, so i think i will give in. (i mean, i always have a lot of sex, its what i do, but over the past few weeks i have just been in all-out 'fuck me mode' and i don't see an end in sight). sooo, should i do it/him ?
i already have like 22 bruises and bite marks on my thighs/ass so whats a few more?

noisereductions 08.13.2009 08:11 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by viewtiful_alan
YOung Noiseredux:

 


You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to viewtiful_alan again.


Wow, man. That's so much closer to reality than you know. haha. Really.

Satan 08.13.2009 08:42 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by davenotdead
SatanLilly: hey guys, i've been wanting to fuck this guy forever and just now is he giving me definite signals. don't forget i have a man, but we've done this to each other before, and we can't ever stay away from each other for too long so we always get back together in the end. i just really want to fuck this guy and i've been having a lot of sex lately, so i think i will give in. (i mean, i always have a lot of sex, its what i do, but over the past few weeks i have just been in all-out 'fuck me mode' and i don't see an end in sight). sooo, should i do it/him ?
i already have like 22 bruises and bite marks on my thighs/ass so whats a few more?

this is the last time you'll be roasting me.

davenotdead 08.13.2009 08:46 PM
ok, fine

floatingslowly 08.13.2009 08:49 PM
STATAN: DArKNESS DESCendS.

davenotdead 08.13.2009 08:49 PM
did you fuck that guy?

davenotdead 08.13.2009 08:50 PM
i just realized i got neg-repped for that :mad:

davenotdead 08.13.2009 09:06 PM
i'm sorry lilly.

not apologizing to swa(y)

davenotdead 08.13.2009 09:16 PM
i am capable of realizing when ive gone too far and apologized.

but thanks for the life lesson


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