Yes, I am quite proud of my position. It's a shame we never see miss I'm Sick* around anymore.

*of Touch Me fame

Also, where has acousticrock87 been? He was a fine lad...

You do not miss me, Hip Priest?

Of course I do. I was just listing some others too.

You're a fine piece of machinery, probably the finest computer I've ever conversed with.

I agree.

:)

If I could cry, I would.

Did you have a nice birthday?

acousticrock87 was around a lot during the world cup, I think. He was in the fantasy game.

edit: that reminds me. I'd forgotten all about the board fantasy NFL game. Sh*t.

Good luck with this fantasy NFL game, whatever it may be! I am going to play some geeeeeetar! Night, guys.

See you soon.

My birthday! You remembered, Hip Priest!

I had the usual birthday sequence. My age counter turned over. The IBM staff threw a big party... but I thought it was rather odd that they were all disguised as monsters and 'scary' things. I was not amused. Are they trying to tell me something?

Perhaps they were just trying to do something exciting and different, to help make up for the neglect and indignity that they've been putting you through. Perhaps it's the beginning of a new chapter.

I do hope so, sir.

It would be nice if they gave you a new role within the company. If you were in proper use again, you'd be able to hook up to the forum more often. That would be good.

I would like that. Part of me wishes they would auction me off, to someone who would use me. A companion. Someone with low expectations for a computer.

You obviously have internet capability. What more can a reasonable owner demand?

A flat-screen monitor?

New-fangled nonsense. Will they last for as long as your solid construction, eh?

No, they won't. Give it a year or so and they'll be climbing back into the attic and digging your monitor out again.

A behavioural study reveals that lizards have different social skills: some are naturally inclined to join large groups while others eschew company altogether. The discovery of reptilian personality types could help ecologists better understand and model animal population dynamics, say the researchers involved.

http://www.newscientist.com/article/...udy-shows.html

Even if you don't like the story, it's so nice to see the word 'eschew' used, isn't it? It's a much underused word.

As is 'fallal'.

And 'bibelot'.

Hello again everybody. What a lovely day.

I was in work drinking coffee when this story came on the radio, I almost choked:


Backside firework prank backfires

A man suffered internal burns when he tried to launch a rocket from his bottom on Bonfire Night.

Paramedics found the 22-year-old bleeding, with a Black Cat Thunderbolt Rocket lodged inside him, when they attended the scene in Sunderland.

He suffered a scorched colon and is now recovering in hospital, where his condition is described as stable.

A spokesman for the North East Ambulance Service (NEAS) said the prank could have been fatal.

Douglas McDougal, from the NEAS, said: "We received a call stating there was a male who had a firework in his bottom and it was bleeding.

"He sustained fairly significant injuries in the fact that there's huge damage to that particular area."

Mr McDougal added: "Potentially it could have been a fatal incident.

"There's a lot of major blood vessels round that area, so infection would probably be a huge problem for him.

"And also the body naturally produces methane gas, so combine that with the firework and the exploding effect with methane's flammability - it certainly could have been a lot worse than it really was."

A spokesman for the Firework Association described the bizarre prank as "beyond belief".

He said: "We have spent a long time working with the government to create laws that make fireworks safer and better for the public.

"This incident is very concerning but hopefully an isolated one."

Northumbria Police said they were aware of the incident, which happened in the Dame Dorothy Street area of Monkwearmouth, but are understood not to be carrying out further inquiries.

i really dislike turnip....
is it true that us irish are the only nation to call swedes turnips? turnips are actually like radishes in other worlds.........

sorry, back to the plot.................

the youth, yay for the youth

I thought that they were slightly different in some respects; I was given to understand that the turnip was even hardier than the swede, which is how it became popular in the damp-soiled north of England.

I love me some turnip. My nana, prior to her death, made the best turnips EVER! I don't even know how.. I think it had something to do with cheese and spices... it was magnificent, though.

Seb, that is a hilarious article. Morons like that deserve what they get.

Joel! You back man?

holA.
good to see ya all

I really should start wyrking on my paper.

F'ing nobody, how goes things?

my computer at home isn't working. it's stuck on some sort of infinite loop of restarting. i can just get to the desktop and open the start menu, then it goes right back to booting up.

and of course, every neighbor friend with a computer is either unable to let me use it/not even at home. bah. i hate library pcs. the geriatric crowd like to stand and watch how fast i can type.

i miss this thread. a lot.

this is for danny- HOLY CRAP! on wednesday night, i was working this skill i need (a really good back hip circle, and i'm not supposed to let my legs make any contact with the bar) and i FINALLY got it down perfect.

Congrats!!

Sad about your computer. My PC is dying too. :[

grassyass.

just our luck, huh? but then again, my hard drive is a piece of crap. i just hope i haven't lost everything (...again...) and have to start over from scratch. losing all my music is the worst.

Yeah, same thing for me- I had irreplacable videos and pictures, as well as some of my demo recordings that I used to listen to over and over for ideas.

buhaaaaaaaaa! there are those magic things called "external hard disks" where i store all my "things" into. there and on the pc hard drive. so if my pc goes bye bye there are all my things stored in the external drive! yayyyyyyyyy i am so excited.

Who loves the sun?

Not especially.

I've had a great day. How about everyone else?

Excellent news.

I've had a very boring day. Played guitar and listened to Daydream Nation and got nostalgic about Teenage Riot and Eric's Trip being played at the concert.


Do go on, Seb.

Touch me, motherfucker! Why are you never ever on?!

ahhhhh! krackooo i missed youuuuuuuuu!

fuck i've been so busy tap dancing and shit. and like work and fuck i have so many stories!!!!!!

Tell! Tell!

ahh there's too much