weed is bad for you

so sd

Whoa..how did you manage to fuck a girl? Accidentally, at that?!

splitting a

repped.

Hahaha, I know that feeling all too well.

it makes me never

I don't even drink.
Yr just a piece of human WASTE!!!

ouch:(

I don't drink because of some issues. Whatever.

is there any video of this?

hhah i

hahahaha, theDom, you equals repped.

Pffft. Wimp.

yes

I've noticed. Why don't you go cry about it, baby.

ahh fuck you

ahh fuck you.

don't mind if you do

Aww! Gross!!! Ewwwww!

you're a dumbass

Not if I kill you first.

What are you up to at this very moment?

i'm eating toast

Nice. I just ate my supper... and some chips... at 1 am. Woo.

I feel sick.



I ALSO gotta go now babe. Have a nice... day!

So.. *ahem* ...anyway..

You have nine golden coins laid out as such:

O--O--O
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O--O--O
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O--O--O

There are eight rows of three within the pattern (three vertical, three horizontal and two diagonal). Move one coin so that there are nine rows of three.

News from London:

Family planning doctor 'told patient she needed exorcism'
By Russell Jenkins

A doctor at a family planning clinic told a patient that she needed an exorcism because there was something sinister moving around inside her stomach, a medical tribunal was told yesterday.

Joyce Pratt, 44, allegedly told the patient, who was seeking contraceptive advice, that she might be possessed by an evil spirit and needed religious rather than medical help.

She gave the woman crosses and trinkets to ward off black magic, allegedly told her that her mother was a witch, that she and her husband were trying to kill her, and suggested that she visit a Roman Catholic priest at Westminster Cathedral in London.

During the consultation at the Westside Contraceptive Clinic in Central London the doctor was said to have told the patient that she had black magic powers that could help to alleviate the problem.

The patient, identified only as Mrs K, was said to have left the clinic “very shaken and intimidated”.

The General Medical Council’s fitness-to-practise panel in Manchester was due to start a three-day hearing yesterday but Dr Pratt failed to appear...

Haahaahah, d'you have a link for this?

Sure.

Look at the 'breaking news' section.

http://www.forteantimes.com/index.php

Thank-ya very much.

I love the Fortean Times. I remember reading a great article in there about the Moth Man.

The postman delivered the new issue today. I haven't opened it yet, but the cover announces an article on Nicolai Tesla, who was a very interesting chap indeed.

Woooo!

4000 BANG!

I briefly considered registering as 'Phantom of the Forum', having a really crap ghost avatar (man in sheet, from the pages of Viz) and just posting the occaisional 'wooooooooooo'. You can see whay I thought better of it.

Well done on your 4,000 posts, k-krack. Each and every one of them.

(Except that Woooo! post, that was cheating to waste 3999).

I quite liked the woooooo post. It was far more interesting than this one.

Bah, where are the congratulations for my reaching of the 2000 landmark.