i have not seen or meet 1 girl that wants to have fun :(

i let them live in their fearcapsule
they are mortal and so their fearcapsules will die too :mad:

1 billion'th sonic youth member arrived today YAY

it is the joke of the day

no, the 1 billion'th member of facebook arrived this week
facebook is now 1 billion members BIG

sorry if you don't like my joke
need to make jokes to survive in this depression of europe

thank god i have a housespider and a mouse as company this autum
i had a cat and named her jungle
the mouse i have now is called rambo

if i know think of it
wars have been on all sets
if you see wars as movies on planet earth

they fighted on the see
they fighted in the jungle
they fighted in the mountains

the only war that is not been fighted is in space
let's hope it stays in the real movies of star wars

good night

The only thing I can think about right now is sleep....even though I just slept all dya yesterday.

a made an oldfashion autum landscape walk next to grasfields, cows, horses

noticed a fly'r someones cat 'WISKEY' was missing

Have you tried making them rub lotion on their skin BEFORE giving them the hose???

they THEY have you under control flowty
you join the weak meat
now you are their toy

no time to rub lotion
the future requires all my energy

would you like to live in europe flowty?

i have no choise
i have no money to move out from here

You're a mysoginistic shit, aren't you gast?

I'm sorry, but I'll be moving to Australia shortly. No time for babboon eurodollars.

i am what your brainmachine can think, process and make an image where you feel comfortable enough with so you still can go to sleep

it is what your brainmachine creates
what i am is something very complex organism
originated in the oceans then billions of years later evolution shaped me as an homo sapian
that is now 35 years

i'm a little bit more then some fancy words humans have created

i come with you to australia :)
we will have massive fun
here it is winter there it is summer

You must first become my wife
&
Let me make babby very deep inside you
In your womb, it is always Springtime

i only come with you because you have a goodlooking wife

are we going to meet your father
that is your father there in your avatar eating a burito?

When some people them say "hey flowty, how you get such goodlooking wife"
"??

I point to my trousers

My dad is a drunk.
That's a Samsquantch eating a taco.

i become your wife ......

i hope you become a meal of a big white shark
so me and your wife won't be disturb at the beach

Let me make sure that I've got this right:

1) you become my wife
2) I am eaten by shark (highly unlikely as I would punch it to death)
3) you, my wife, and my wife, spend the rest day, on the beach, making sex with each other (yourself)

Admit it.. you are masturbating to this thought. I am.