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i have mission today
just seen a seagull fly over it has snowed and they are hungry they know me and they know where i live i feed them bread from time to time so they are calling me also gonna feed the ducks a beautifull day is started somewhere in multiversum where birds and humans are friends |
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no doubt, but i was hoping to find someone in the u.s. to train me. |
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Gene Simmons. |
Ok.
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good morn'eh
woke up with snow a fresh coffee, a spliff and i'm ready |
Will start packing this week. The place is now finished and furnished. Movin' out and using this great opportunity to slowly do away with the majority of the social events that I've come to frequent on the weekends(and irresponsibly/foolishly/unwillingly spent money on).
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"I puke not felling well im pregnant :("
(on my FB feed) LOLOLOOLOOLLOOOLLLLOOLLOLLOLLOLLOOOLLLOLO DAT FROWNY FACE! |
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(this is the first time I talk about this lol)Same area. My friend bought a condo, he needs a roomate, I sort of need to get out. It was perfect timing n such. |
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You know you can't make cyberbabies from cybersex. That said, go on Jose, tell her that you put it in her pooper. It's ok. She won't feel a thing.
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I laugh as your face shows the fear at the sight of my giant metal penis; it's various prehensile attachments chatter away, gleefully, as I apply the large jug of jiffy-lube that's sitting on the nightstand.
"you may want to stick a wallet in your mouth for this," I suggest, as I feed the entire 25' of it's length inside your pooper. Ok....now your turn!!!!!! |
Oh, sorry. Wrong room. You are not Jose.
:( You're going to have to stop squirming for at least 10 minutes, or it will never come out (completely). |
Jose. Hang on. Be patient. I'll be there soon.
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I really fucking cannot stand people.
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it is our nature flowty
first sperm to the egg WINS-WINS-WINS-WINS |
you woman full with baby
why worrie you? |
time for a walk to let the pizza digest
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What am I worry.?
No. Ok. |
ok.
have a great idea to make you people feel interesting questions around sex so, do you eat before or after sex? |
Yes, I do.
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