I'm born and raised in LA. Shit. If I saw a spider even HALF that size I'd not only have to shoot it locote overkill with a fucking silenced shotgun, but also subsequently move to an even less viable-animal habitat than LA ....which is San Diego ;)

What a week at the flower shop.

For some unknown reason, the shop was extra busy this week and this is a wonderful thing for my wife and her parents. "Add on's" like a box of chocolate, stuffed animal or balloons were all the rave......business was booming!

After working my 11pm to 7am job Wednesday night, when I got off Thursday morning, I went to the shop and delivered flowers all day. My daughter and I went to bed around 10pm Thursday night (I was so tired). My wife didn't make it home until 1am (they don't leave until all the orders are completed for the following day).

My wife and I were back at the shop by 7am Friday morning and I made my last delivery at 6pm Friday evening. We were dead dog tired Friday night and our standard practice is NO celebrating Valentines on the 14th.

However, yesterday was the best day after Valentine's EVER!

I do not understand people who don't cross against the red light when no car is anywhere near.
I think they're all waiting for the return of their FÜHRER.

fear of the insurance bill

So you agree, they are antisemites.


I mean, i can understand it when there are kids around, but otherwise...

taht looks like a bullshit weapon. why have a big-ass bore and then put a pinhole in front of it. the shot would rattle inside of that cylinder and ass-plode right there. i mean, i don't think even a slug would go through it. would it? imma call bullcaca on that.


yeah, i don't know. cameras, or something?

You're totally right, it should look something more like this, that scene was for added dramatic effect ;)




But honestly, this dude doesn't even cause fear in the hearts of ducks let alone man so I went with the less realistic Hollywood version yo..

It's fucking snowing again.....snowed in...and drinking.

pictures of people taking pictures at shows
http://peopletakingpicturesatshows.tumblr.com/

Brilliant! I despise this SOOO fucking much. People. Resist the temptation. You don't need a collection of shitty pictures are terrible videos. Here's a simple thought, "WHY NOT ACTUALLY JUST ENJOY THE SHOW!"


People are trying supplement actually memories of actual experiences with virtual ones. Fuck that shit, people are destroying their own brains..

last night i got the sweetest compliment EVER.
my friend said that i was her bra role model
how cute is that?

wasa = rye goodness
ryvita = inedible shit. about as terrible as weetabix.

germany 1, england 0

started interesting but then i saw "lacan" so i had to put aside to chew on later. aiming to post a reply within the day.

People angered over other people taking pics or videos at gigs is one reason
I'm glad I don't go to as many of them anymore. My best friend had one of
his "terrible vids" used for an official music video.

It's not too dissimilar from people who say they "hate" food pictures on
Instagram. "Enjoy it," they say, "don't document it." Because both aren't
possible? Same with pics or vids of live gigs. I say this not to start beef,
I say this because I resent the implication that whipping out the phone at a
show means one is denying themselves "the real deal." What does that mean?