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sellouteater 04.05.2006 03:35 PM

please

finding nobody 04.05.2006 03:35 PM

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Originally Posted by sellouteater
Anyone want to burn me some cds

how we could we get them to you?

"Location:im not going to tell you"-sellouteater

HaydenAsche 04.05.2006 03:37 PM

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Originally Posted by sellouteater
Sure thing what would you like to drink with that


Espresso. Triple shot. No flavors. And if this motherfucker is burned your ass is mine!

sellouteater 04.05.2006 03:37 PM

We could use my telepoter to send the cds

sellouteater 04.05.2006 03:38 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Espresso. Triple shot. No flavors. And if this motherfucker is burned your ass is mine!


oky doky

finding nobody 04.05.2006 03:40 PM

could i get some mineral water and low-fat ctrewtons?

sellouteater 04.05.2006 03:43 PM

Mineral water is fine but i dont now about the ctrewtons i have never heard of low fat ctrewtons. Are regular ones ok.

finding nobody 04.05.2006 03:45 PM

make me some scrambled terradactyl dinosaur eggs instead.

sellouteater 04.05.2006 03:46 PM

AHHHHHH I quit

edit:i want a new job

finding nobody 04.05.2006 04:05 PM

i'm still hungry :-(

John Violence 04.05.2006 04:09 PM

Look what you did findingnobody!

Husker Du is one of my favorite bands ever!

You know sellouteater, we do need a person that is capable of putting baby oil all over the Shat for his big scene.

sellouteater 04.05.2006 04:38 PM

Sellouteater Is The Man For That Job

SITMFTJ

sellouteater 04.05.2006 04:38 PM

How much do i get paid

finding nobody 04.05.2006 04:56 PM

minimum wage pluss a 5.00$ bonus for every time you agree with a actor or film crew member

Hip Priest 04.05.2006 06:14 PM

Where's me f***in' trailer? Well? F***in' well? I only agreed to work on this f*** in' film if I had me own f***in' trailer. With a f***in' fridge full of beer. F***. F*** this job. Showbiz? F***in' boll***s more like. And I was promised two hundred fresh red f***in' roses. How can I be expected to perform with out me f***in' roses? Well? Well? WELL? I'm f***in' tellin' ya, next time they f***in' want someone to serve the f***in' tea and coffee, they can f***in' get someone else. F***. I'm outta here...

noumenal 04.05.2006 06:18 PM

I want to have a part in this production. I've always thought I would make a good fluffer. How about it?

finding nobody 04.05.2006 06:20 PM

what do you mean fluffer?

Hip Priest 04.05.2006 06:22 PM

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Originally Posted by finding nobody
what do you mean fluffer?


It's a bit rude.:o

noumenal 04.05.2006 06:35 PM

The Oxford English Dictionary defines it as:

"In the pornographic film industry: a person employed to stimulate a male actor to ensure that he has an erection when required."

I'm surprised it was in there.

John Violence 04.05.2006 06:57 PM

Sounds Good. This movie is gonna be the best ever! Good thing we have millions of dollars to make this. Not from me though.

schizophrenicroom 04.05.2006 07:37 PM

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Originally Posted by Hip Priest
Where's me f***in' trailer? Well? F***in' well? I only agreed to work on this f*** in' film if I had me own f***in' trailer. With a f***in' fridge full of beer. F***. F*** this job. Showbiz? F***in' boll***s more like. And I was promised two hundred fresh red f***in' roses. How can I be expected to perform with out me f***in' roses? Well? Well? WELL? I'm f***in' tellin' ya, next time they f***in' want someone to serve the f***in' tea and coffee, they can f***in' get someone else. F***. I'm outta here...


Uh.. damn yeah!

We have a few fluffers on set now. Yay!

You want food, ask for it, you should get it.

I have no money either. Oh well. There's teh interwebz money. yeah!

HaydenAsche 04.05.2006 07:39 PM

teh Huskers are paying for the film.

schizophrenicroom 04.05.2006 08:13 PM

Yes. Apart from that I'm gonna roll around my home of Compton and hit up some hoez for change.

TheDom 04.05.2006 08:31 PM

I think there should be a big love fest with Simon Cowell + Paula Abdul and in the other room Freddie Mercury + Husker Du + Ryan Seacrest

John Violence 04.05.2006 08:32 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
Yes. Apart from that I'm gonna roll around my home of Compton and hit up some hoez for change.


You mean David Lee Roth? Good luck on that one.

finding nobody 04.05.2006 08:44 PM

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Originally Posted by TheDom
I think there should be a big love fest with Simon Cowell + Paula Abdul and in the other room Freddie Mercury + Husker Du + Ryan Seacrest

yeah dude. that can be the scene where "physical" by olivia newton john!

TheDom 04.05.2006 08:47 PM

Hey, I made up a song about soy milk (silk) today at lunch after I saw somebody drinking it. It had a bass line and a dance routine.

Do you think Husker On A Plane (HOAP (pronounced ho-puh)) could be a musical?

schizophrenicroom 04.05.2006 10:16 PM

Oh, but it is a musical. What's the name of your song? I'll edit my soundtrack post.

John- Of course I mean David Lee Roth :)

Haha, a love fest scene with those dudes= awesome.

HaydenAsche 04.05.2006 10:18 PM

Your hoes make enough money to help pay for the music?

I can save some of my crack earnings to help pay for the separated M&M's and Espresso.

soapbars 04.05.2006 10:21 PM

make mine a double cream with extra crack

John Violence 04.05.2006 10:26 PM

I know what the missing link is to making this film the undisputed greatest movie of all time. Two words... TONY DANZA!

HaydenAsche 04.05.2006 10:27 PM

Will he be the babysitter?

Double Cream? FUCKING PUSSY

soapbars 04.05.2006 10:29 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Double Cream? FUCKING PUSSY


whys that? how do real men have their espressos?

black with nails and goats blood?
ill have one of them instead

John Violence 04.05.2006 10:30 PM

All he really needs to do is go up to random people on the plane and say "Hey I'm Freakin Tony Danza! I was once on after the Today Show but now im cancelled!" We can add other quotes that make him look really washed up later.

bleef0rd 04.05.2006 11:38 PM

hi guys! how hot is thurston? he is so hot you can fry an egg on his belly !@ yay!@!@@!

schizophrenicroom 04.05.2006 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by HaydenAsche
Your hoes make enough money to help pay for the music?


My hoez and bitches can hang with the streets, kthanks.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza... that's an awesome idea. Can he be dressed as a stripper?

John Violence 04.05.2006 11:47 PM

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Originally Posted by schizophrenicroom
My hoez and bitches can hang with the streets, kthanks.

Hold me closer, Tony Danza... that's an awesome idea. Can he be dressed as a stripper?


Of course he is gonna be dressed as a stripper. He's had to resort to stripping after his show got cancelled.

CAN TONY DANZA GET A TABLE DANCE!

schizophrenicroom 04.05.2006 11:52 PM

HE SHOULD BE ABLE TO.

I feel bad for Tony. He used to be a hotass pole dancer and had a show, but now..


 


I made myself a little poster.

I just remembered, I have to take a redo test in math I got a 30 on the first time and I have no clue how to do any of it, so I should probably study because I have to take the test in six hours.. eh, nah.

John Violence 04.05.2006 11:58 PM

That picture just made my day. What math are you doing?

schizophrenicroom 04.06.2006 12:05 AM

It's pre-calculus.

Glad you like!

I'ma heading off to bed. Night.


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