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cuetzpalin 02.02.2007 09:28 AM

or satanist
and gay

fishmonkey 02.02.2007 09:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by cuetzpalin
or satanist
and gay


surely that would be a "gaytanist"

Trasher02 02.02.2007 10:03 AM

Goddamn christians.

ALIEN ANAL 02.02.2007 10:05 AM

man, i dont hate christians like she claims, but she is giving me good reason to

Trasher02 02.02.2007 10:08 AM

I do hate them, ignorant annoying bastards.
I seriously hope there aren't any christians on the board.

ALIEN ANAL 02.02.2007 10:13 AM

here is an OT question. and a kind of big reveal
Im a virgin, drugs or no drugs if you knew you would be having sex that night?

jon boy 02.02.2007 10:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by davenotdead
how many souls does anal have?


well he's australian so technically none but he might rent with an option to buy.

fishmonkey 02.02.2007 11:29 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Trasher02
I do hate them, ignorant annoying bastards.
I seriously hope there aren't any christians on the board.


see this is where i am lost, what defines a christian? i'm a good irish catholic boy, so therefore i have 98 brothers and 25 sisters, i was born under a wandering star and moved into a thatch cottage with a dripping roof and walls made of wattle-and-daub when i was an infant. life was hard living in my brothers shadows and hearing my parents "making a new one" every night from behind the sheet that hung from the celing that acted as a "wall" but one day i aspired to move to the bright lights of New York and become a dancer.


you dance a dance class...

ALIEN ANAL 02.02.2007 01:49 PM

maybe if i rescue my baby brother from david bowie, the jim henson muppet bitch will leave me alone

davenotdead 02.02.2007 11:08 PM

tell her you want a child right now...that'll show her...and if she says ok, then i guess you have to leave town or something, sorry.

!@#$%! 02.03.2007 02:04 PM

she look like this?

 


watch yr bunnies.

k-krack 02.04.2007 11:33 AM

Just let her touch yr penis...

ALIEN ANAL 02.05.2007 04:45 AM

ok....so today...i get ANOTHER message.

"wat you think that email was funny? I FUCKING HATE YOU, YOU UGLY DOG!!!!"

I havnt made any contact with this girl, she really is a freak.

jon boy 02.05.2007 04:47 AM

just ignore her and if it persists then maybe tell the authorities or something. pit her on ignore for your emails.

ALIEN ANAL 02.09.2007 05:05 AM

stalker update
 
Went into maccas today for some hashbrowns, and she is there behind the counter: She asks to speak to me for 2 minutes and i say ok. Then she says

"this is so serious:mad:, you think that e-mail was a joke?, your fucking shit, your nothing, the first thing you can do is delete my number from your phone:mad:"

and i said "um yeh i dont have to listen to this, im going good bye:confused:"
and sat down, put me off of my food.

She is one crazy bitch

fishmonkey 02.09.2007 06:40 AM

whacky biaaaaa tch

compulsive diarrhea, jico 02.09.2007 08:08 AM

haha.

take care, you might get killed.

ALIEN ANAL 02.09.2007 08:14 AM

haha my mom said the same thing

davenotdead 02.09.2007 08:50 AM

australia = insanity. i have decided.

king_buzzo 02.09.2007 08:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ALIEN ANAL
Went into maccas today for some hashbrowns, and she is there behind the counter: She asks to speak to me for 2 minutes and i say ok. Then she says

"this is so serious:mad:, you think that e-mail was a joke?, your fucking shit, your nothing, the first thing you can do is delete my number from your phone:mad:"

and i said "um yeh i dont have to listen to this, im going good bye:confused:"
and sat down, put me off of my food.

She is one crazy bitch


there is only one solution

double barrel shotgun---------->persons head----->no more annyoing sms's


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