i was out when i found it

then for god sakes go back in again.

I usually have a savoury flavour of Snack-a-Jacks, but I picked the first thing out of the cupboard I put my hands on (that's bad grammar).

salt n vinigar snack a jacks contain more salt than any other snacl available. they are marketed as a healthy option.

I'm making a vegetable curry tonight. I wonder if I'll have time to carve all the chopped vegetables into phallic shapes?

Just plain rice cakes are the best options, but they taste like polystyrene.

Well, it's not a school night.

Lunch over, back to work.

If I'm tired at the end of the day, Kate says, 'Why? You've only been counting books all day'.

That is one of the most adorable things I've ever heard.

Caramel Snack A Jacks are far inferior to cheese, for the record.

You're not special. I found an apple with arse cheeks about 3 weeks ago.

I got to see down the blouse of the girl working in the bakers when she reached for a bag to put my bread in.

awesome

Nice baps?

fuck healthy choice food.