My brain is especially rich in omega-3 fatty acids (despite my going nearly twenty years without eating fish), and therefore it is particularly good at storing trivia.

i'm like a superhuman then (not an ubermensch like jonboy though) because i eat fish and drink normal water.

Sparkling water causes cellulite as well, I was once told.

"Alright, still". HA!

yeah it was obvious, but what about the bit about the ubermensch?

do you know who jonboy really is?

still, of course

Jonboy is a government minister, isn't he? Or is that Glice?

i think you'll agree that he bears something of a likeness to this man!

silly question... still of course.
back in the old days they'd burn sparkling water drinkers at the stake.

That is true - it comes from the thing of throwing women into a pond to find if they were witches. The extra gas in the sparkling water drinkers' blood meant that they would float, and thus be declared a witch, while the still water drinkers would sink because of their greater density, and be declared non-witches. In time they realised that all the women who had floated were sparkling water drinkers and made the all too obvious connection between drinking sparkling water and being a witch.

There are some towns in the east of England where, to this day, supermarket assistants will shout "Witch!!!" when they see a woman buying a bottle of Perrier.

so by making this poll you're deliberately lowering yourself to the incompetent intellectual level of sparkling water drinkers? just to make conversation? tsssk... i bet you eat crabs too.

i am not him. i take my orders from the 'true one'. i would be careful because your all on his list.

i know, you're too young to be him, himmler is your grandad.

you where asking where your local 'headquarters' where on saturday. next thing you will be telling me saramkrop is the italian 'contact'?

anyway, dont talk about uncle heiny like that!

now i just need to work out porkypie's connection to mussolini



anyway, who is He?

i have seen said list and he is close to the top. i think he only wants membership so he can get drunk on power and rule with an iron fist.

i'd totally get drunk on power, like you wouldn't believe.


anyway, who is this "true one"?

political people annoy the fuck out of me, i would go insane if i was a politician, and the last thing you'd want is an insane man drunk with power at the nation's helm