Jealous?

I think the speedo's colors alone qualifies them to be gay.

in fact no. im just not a big fan of peckers. except my own, of course, which is magnificent.

I don't need to hear that. Like I said all are deformed things. Wait what peckers are you talking about?

But he has lift!

change of subject?

Christina Ricci is an underrated actress.

no no, ive worn speedos :o

(dont get any ideas-- i was in a swim team until i was 15)

dont make me describe how this works, will ya?

Ugh... I am not in any way attracted to any of those girls. They look so plastic.

Killer boots man.

You're also gay.

damn synth you stole my words

i usually favor titties but those look like mannequins

me either, i just thought it was funny.
the one on the cooler is okay

I am gay, I think I can go straight for this cute girl that works in the pizza department at work.

honestly, i'd take a cute scarlett johansson a la Lost In Translation over:

may i offer this instead?

Oh yes she makes my heart melt.

edit- no any of those don't make me feel attracted !@#$%!.

brigitte bardot + jessica alba + beyonce = trifecta

I don't find beyonce hot. Not even Jessica Alba. The girls I find myself attracted to are the smart and funny girls. You know the librarian type.